
Major D
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Major D
@TheTrueMajorD
A pirate doesn't say okey-dokey then, a pirate says argh!




If Pizza Hut can return, then we can resurrect Blockbuster. And we should. While Netflix made things more “convenient” we lost something irreplaceable: The ritual of going to a place with your family or friends to choose a story together. That experience was special.


A little-known hack: 2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17 3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86 1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15 1 condiment of your choice: $0.02 1 apple: $0.53 1 hard boiled egg: $0.14 5 carrot sticks: $0.17 Cold water from the tap: $0.01 Total: $2.05 You can do this.


10 years later, Patton Oswalt still owes him an apology





Well Marge, should I whack slow, or fast?

Creating in this era is torment istg







Not only is the Big Arch unavailable, but they got rid of the McValue menu in favor of the “Under $3 menu”















