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EggyQuest 0.1.9.4 Dev (v)Log 07/03/2026

@2eggwhite If we all do this, we can grind the eKKKonomy to a halt. Infect yourself with explosive diarrhea parasites NOW!!!

Just ate 5 bags of unwashed lettuce #SettlementJackpot

Gorilla glue and broken glass combo might be the new method but I need a better applicator #Democracy

I filled my car with glass bottles from the recycling center and drove to city hall and ran a broken brick across their doors and walls. Then I went and flushed cement down their toilet again. And then I covered the seat in gorilla glue and smashed bottles on it #PeacefulProtest

SHE WAS AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN YOU SICK FUCK

God please help me

@RetardedandUgly @PleaseCollapse @GarlicSeksy

@PleaseCollapse @GarlicSeksy I need a job at Punjabi Bullet LLC

@Goldnbaumvision >this is a 23 year old man

We can figure this out, right? I mean we're pretty smart people, right?

I have nothing else going on in my life so I might as well shit post

@esotericpawg The last time culture was good #True

The dorkiest millennial you know thinks this is hilarious

@Martposting Chill on low IQ ugly people who influence the worst decisions

Having a low IQ, ugly friend ranks among the top 5 worst decisions you could possibly take

@RevsRants My prompt was just "gigafly brings gigabum into the underground Krabby Patty Vault" so I don't know how it ended up like that but it all works out I suppose

@2eggwhite Don't even bother sending a resume, just show your future employer this gif instead.

"4:18am on a Tuesday. The perfect time to apply for my first ever job as a 36 year old man and get my life back on track."

@realtailorking FrogPosterGODS... it's over

They have a what now

@moment2moment2 (File Photo; Author Not Pictured)

@2eggwhite What kind of chips?

How it feels to lay in the yard with a $1.49 24oz malt liquor and chips from the dollar store