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@ThvnderCat

Hardcore realist using silliness to get through life

شامل ہوئے Haziran 2020
243 فالونگ805 فالوورز
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Everytime I write two tweets in a thread format, the reach drops by like 90%. Well done oh, Elon. Because I didn’t pay for your bullshit blue tick.
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Humans continue to muzz me.
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It’s crazy how everyone is like “let me be sure I have the right information on this critical matter” for literally every single thing in life but when it comes to faith they’re like “yeah I get goosebumps everytime I hear Sinach or Hillsong so it gats be Holy Spirit moving”.
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Toothpaste doesn’t get rid of acne. What it DOES do, is help dry out existing pimples, leading to less redness and soreness. Until the hormones causing your acne balance out, it won’t go away. But yes you can dry up active pimples with toothpaste.
𐙚 bambi@bbambied

when they told us toothpaste could get rid of acne

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@__Laolu High iron, you say
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This is what I like about atheistic agnosticism (or is it agnostic atheism). You realise that there are some things you simply cannot know with the limits of current human knowledge. You understand that not knowing doesn’t have to be synonymous with “omg it MUST be God, then”.
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You can’t disprove a religion lol. Or at least not the major abrahamic ones. You can only really decide whether you believe it or not. And, for Christianity at least- believing is the core of the faith. If you can’t believe, you’re simply not Christian
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I basically work almost fully remotely- only one day in the London office. Trust my one day to be the day that the train is so packed that the only option is to stand all the way or sit on the dirty floor. 🫠
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M. ری ٹویٹ کیا
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For the first time in 2 years, our compound gate man travelled. Just two days. And everywhere has scattered. Normally the man does everything. Open gate. Pump water. Fuel the generator. Wash cars. We didn’t even realize how much work he was doing until he left. Yesterday morning, water finished from the tank. Everybody came outside looking confused. Nobody even knew where the water switch is. Later we contributed money to buy fuel for the generator. Then someone asked, “Who will go and buy the fuel?” Silence. Nobody moved. Last night I came back home without my key. I knocked and banged the gate for almost 45 minutes. Nobody opened. This morning I even had to wash my own car. First time in years. Then the waste disposal people came. Nobody attended to them. They just dropped the waste and left. Omo… Only two days without our gate man and this compound has completely lost direction. It’s going to be a very long week for all of us.
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Need to find a way to physically weld my body to this mans own
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I really hate that gorilla. It’s representative of everything that’s wrong with Nigeria. Performance culture. I better pass my neighbour culture. Mr Kini did it so me too I must do it. “Me sef no small”. The gorilla sef go don tire by now
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@Chukie_X I don’t even understand sef
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Nigeria is not working, the UK is too boring and individualistic, the USA is too volatile, Canada is too far and too cold. Where person wan even go sef like this
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@_luthen Problem is they aren’t using AI to replace the C suite, they’re using it to replace essential mid-tier employees, forcing others to pick up the slack that AI clearly cannot do.
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if an AI agent can replace your c-suite then maybe they weren’t really doing anything before
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