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@Amwysoc Already married.

Anyone want a “never stops talking Barbie” ??

@saras76 @TrevorSheatz So, so wrong…but what a good question!

@TrevorSheatz She take it in the nose holes too?

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

@RyanMaue We know.

90s in Iowa to 30s in less than 24-hours as the unprecedented "heat dome" was replaced by cold "polar vortex" Canadian Arctic origin air. Temperatures earlier on Sunday at 6 pm CT were 53°F colder than Saturday at 6 PM CT This is unbelievable "climate whiplash" in Iowa.

@rooosterx No chili.

Took myself on a solo movie date to see Project Hail Mary and grabbed some double dogs afterwards. Any problems?

@skoltay 30 minutes??

6 hours to smoke them and 30 minutes to eat them 😂

@TheEXECUTlONER_ @1mZerOCool That’s nothing. When it got uncomfortable we dove under it though.

Go on a cruise they said. It will be fun they said. 😳 I’ve never been on a cruise and when I see stuff like this I don’t ever want to go on a cruise. How many cruises have you been on and anyone planning on one soon? I’ll stay on dry land. 😂

@217Showers Bridge takeover!!!!

in the unlikely event that an elite eight between iowa and illinois occurs everyone meet at the quad cities like an hour before tip and we can throw stuff at each other over the river

@BuzzPatterson Footprint of Freedem

For those who don’t know, Diego Garcia is an essential RAF / US base in the Indian Ocean. Virtually every bomber, tanker, and most airlift crews have frequented it. It’s literally in the middle of nowhere but it’s an aircrew paradise with skunked beers for sale for 50 cents! 🤣

@BuzzPatterson @Maga4Justice Oops!

LaGuardia right now. And LaGuardia is effed up on a good day.

@HawkeyeInsano @amandacvance @pancheros Please don’t do this in Davenport.

I will shove a @pancheros burrito up my ass pipeline if Iowa wins tonight

@viveespo But a meatball sub…

ignore the thoughts of how good the binge will taste. think about... the gross full and dirty feeling in your stomach and chest, the regret, the scale the next morning, and how pointless it is to waste time gaining fat you'll need to lose

@TheGrayRider Absurd??

Hakeem Jeffries says that ICE agents will kill travelers at the airports. Surely he doesn't really believe that. They're doubling down on the absurd. Again.

@BLackgold_5 U2

Guess the aircraft?

@EndWokeness @rduck213 My goodness. Taking lessons from Cacklin’ K apparently.

Albany Mayor Dorrcey Applyrs is asked by a reporter how she plans to fix their city debt situation… Her response (not satire):

@imlucybell AI. Both.

@USN_Submariner That is so hard to watch, but the tugs diesel looks to be running the entire time.

40 years ago today: a collision occurred between USS Georgia (SSBN-729) & harbor tug USS Secota (YTM-415). The entire incident caught on video, which every submariner since has watched as part of lessons learned training, the unfortunate comment about the mail becoming infamous. Georgia had just completed a personnel transfer approximately 3nm south of Midway when USS Secota lost power. The powerless 100-foot tug became entangled with the boomer's stern plane while the boat's screw was still turning, causing the tug to quickly flood & sink. While ten crewmen were rescued, two tragically lost their lives. USS Georgia suffered only minor damage to its stern plane & returned to port for repairs.

@LuckyMcGee Montana

Finally found what I’ve been looking for. 😏

@Oceanbreeze473 Dropped my just filled Yeti.

Ever hit and break your toe? Docs says take two Tylenol and good luck. Fcking coffee table. 👀

@LauraLoomer Laura, I hope one day you learn for yourself.

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@patriot_savvy Don’t forget the taste and smell of chlorine.

Kids today carrying 40oz Stanley cups like they’re crossing the Sahara. We had one six-second sip from a rusty school water fountain and went right back to dodgeball, fighting for our lives. The good ole days! 🇺🇸