ToastyOso

@tinselhag That looks delicious

pizza party in my tummy. trentina on the left amatriciana on the right

@tinselhag I've been thinking the same thing lately

might fuck around and become a cult leader

@StrayAliens Dude speaking of candy, I need to order some more

I swear all these candy companies are afraid to try new flavors while the chip companies just want to watch the world burn.

Perfect cuts of puff pastry 2.5"×2.5" with a bit of homemade pineapple preserves Let's bake baked!

@StrayAliens That looks amazing

Pad Kee Mao. One of my favorite dishes & I mastered it from scratch! 👽👨‍🍳

@smgillustration This made me laugh so hard I spit my coffee out, thanks 😂

† post christmas dinner movie 𐕣 gotta hide those tootsies. they ain’t free.

@smgillustration You made this??

blanket finished, wrapped up, and under the treeee. 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

@smgillustration Annndddd.... now I want some treats!

RICE KRISPY TREATS !!

@smgillustration That is the damned truth!

go where your energy is reciprocated, appreciated and celebrated 👌🏼 nothing worse then wasting your time...

As the owner of Twitter, I’d like to share an important message with the world. Dear Zuck, Lizard Boy, Pencil Head, I’m fighting for freedom. You’re fighting for dollars. I will beat you in that cage. You stand no chance. Best, Elon “who’s your daddy” Musk

Dear Mom (@mayemusk), I know you love me, but I must fight Zuck. I’m going to break his face so we can be free of Facebook. Tired of communism. This is a fight for freedom. Love, Elon

@immigrantkiddo If I offer you food, and you say no, that's rejection. Which will be accompanied by the squinty eyes...

@baron_s_art Lmao now I can't stop laughing

@ToastyOso eating a bag of poppable buttery popcorn while looking at the collection of big eyeballs! haha, i don't know why i get the heebie jeebies when i think of it loool.

@baron_s_art Lol what makes it fucked up though? Wanting to see the collection or the popcorn? 😂

@ToastyOso LMAOOO yes. that is definitely fucked up. hahahaha

@baron_s_art Lmao is it weird that I would want to see the collection while eating a bag of extra buttery popcorn? 🤔

@ToastyOso okay here, let me try: i love eyeballs. wish i could collect all the colours. 👀👀👀

@baron_s_art Lmao no no! Now I want to hear it in a serial killer way 😂

@ToastyOso i appreciate that! and you're so right. i love eyes too. i sat here for a moment trying to think of how to say i like eyeballs without sounding low-key terrifying in a serial killer way. LMAO.

@baron_s_art I loaf them! I get stuck looking at people eyes cause they're all so vastly different and colorful

@ToastyOso thank youuuuu!!! heterochromia. :)

@baron_s_art Tis my pleasure!

@ToastyOso great, thanks Toasty!!

how do people wash baseball caps? hats? w/e tf they're called.

@baron_s_art Not so far, all my hats are as perfect as when they were new As long as you dry them on low heat you should be good

@ToastyOso does it not destroy it tho?