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@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith 😢

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith Only 1 other reason you’d use a VPN for X then 😂 lonely guy I’d be miserable too if my right hand was my girlfriend 😭 get your derby wins up and get your women up you bum

🚨 Newcastle United CEO David Hopkinson speaks — as revenue grows 5% from last year (this doesn’t include Champions League prize money). ⚫️ ⚪️ HOWE FUTURE: “I expect to have a great run to the end of the season, and we'll talk about the future when it's time.” 🌟 ✍🏼 BOX OFFICE SIGNING: “We can do that. But we might need to sell somebody." 💴 ⬆️ FINANCIAL FIGURES: 44% increase in commercial revenue — but #NUFC still bringing in only half of their top 6 rivals. 🇮🇹 🎱 TONALI FUTURE: “If an Isak-like scenario presents itself again, any player under contract is going to leave on our terms & we’ll maximise the opportunity for the club.” Full story & analysis… ⬇️ skysports.com/football/news/…

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith Decent attempt at worming out of contradicting yourself. Whether “or” is there or not it doesn’t change the fact you still added that in you idiot 🤣 Regardless, you’re on a VPN probably in Pakistan, don’t try to teach me English. Bhenchod

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith Yea you can’t read for sure, see the or in between both sentences? It’s solidifying the fact you’ve seen your club do neither of those things in your lifetime. Your basic comprehension of English is actually so bad, I’d look at going back to school.

@A6788C Scores th winner against the club that sold him and doesn’t rip his shirt off 🤦‍♂️

Fuck knows how he hasn’t been booked like, on him

@TalbiWaves Dier in midfield at 32 😂

there is a whole other world out there

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith You do realise you’ve just contradicted yourself in the space of 2 sentences 🤣 “Can’t wait to see what trophy you get for any of the above” “Lemme know when you play in Europe” You don’t get a trophy for that either you stupid tit 😭

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith Can’t wait to see what trophy you get for any of the above… your entire season revolves around what we have going on at our club. Lemme know when you win a trophy, or play in Europe for that matter.

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith “Obsessed with” ❌ Entertained by ✅ - FFP/PSR problems - players wanting to leave - below newly promoted Sunderland for 95% of the season - losing BOTH derby games - smashed out CL 7-2 It’s quite stupid of you to expect rival fans to not talk about Newcastle this season 😂

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith Not at all just pointing out you’re more obsessed with what your rivals are doing rather than celebrating a successful season. Also didn’t say the derby wasn’t relevant. Might wanna re read it. The fact you’re having difficulty grasping basic English sentences is worrying.

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith I’ll post as much as I want about whatever I want, not sure why it bothers you so much? Block me 😂 And how is the derby not relevant? Are you even from Newcastle, it sounds like you don’t quite understand how big the derby is lol

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith Sure we played more games than just the Barca game… congratulations you won the derby twice thats the level of your relevance? Interesting. I’m not the type of person to get wound up about this. Again you post more about us than your own ‘club’

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith Again, bragging about participation is mental. Especially when it’s one that’s too good for you, and got smashed out of it 7-2 😂 As for talking about Newcastle, and winding yous up this is what happens when you win a derby (not that you’d know 🤣) 👇

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith This is true trounced by Barca chasing a game sadly, remind me what was your last European major competition result? Starting to think you maybe a Newcastle fan you talk more about us than your own club.

@Waackoo Everyone on Telles 😂 he better get carded

Shoulda tweeted hours ago when I got on but here’s what I got for tonight’s games 🙏🏻 Medina single 3.2 4.0 PP but no super sub 47/1 treble PP but no super sub, could split stakes and chance it 😅 Be lucky 🍀

@Lockerz84 This aged well Damo

O’nein fkn get in

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith Competed is the wrong word in my opinion, I’d use the word participated instead. 7-2 means there’s not much competition. Bragging about participation in a competition you have 0 chance of winning is pointless. If I was a Newcastle fan I’d rather be in Europa/Conference.

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith Yep… yet we’ve won more trophies than you in modern history, competed in Europe more times than you in modern times. None of this is actually a wind up it’s quite funny that you’ve had your most successful season and only talk about your rivals 😂

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith Concerned? It’s just funny being able to wind Newcastle fans up PSR breathing down your neck, all your top players starting you get linked away (Bruno, Tonali, Livramento), Isak gone. Turned down by every top player (Ekitike, Mbeumo etc) Below Sunderland for 90% of the season.

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith Be hard to hear your messages… seem to discuss Newcastle a lot though. You’re having arguably your most successful season in the top flight and more concerned with what your rivals are doing? We’ll see come the summer what business we do. Rumours are rumours.

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith Again, you’re not listening. There’s no more players linked away because there’s no more world class. Guessing learning difficulty’s (or inbreeding) are the root cause. Anyways, Centre Goals are irrelevant, they’re just repeating what Ben Jacobs has shared and he is credible.

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith Oh no I got it just fine thanks, rumours and gossip from pages like Centre goals don’t really say much. Bruno probably not, Sandro yeah definitely don’t think his family settled in the north east and it’s widely reported… anyone else? You seem to love Newcastle news.

@thinkpink198 @SkySports_Keith Never seen somebody stutter while sending a tweet before, interesting. Could’ve just sent it the once pink 👍

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith This is embarrassing

@thinkpink198 @Karl_NUFC22 @SkySports_Keith This is one way to show you don’t even know the bare minimum about PSR. We’re completely fine, and are able to still spend a lot of money.

@Tom2K__ @Karl_NUFC22 @SkySports_Keith Things will be delicious next year when PSR starts to do its job on the mackems. They'll be broke as fuck with their shit revenue.

Mag at my gym has pulled up next to my car when I'm leaving to have a go at me for wearing a Sunderland top last week hahahaha Told me "I'm not bothered" yet threatened to find me out of the view of the CCTV hahaha This derby has caused headlosses of levels hitherto unseen

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith You’re not grasping what I’m saying so I’ll make it more simple. World class players want to leave Newcastle and join a big club. So, if somebody wants to stay at Newcastle they’re obviously not world class (or close to being considered world class). Isak, Bruno, Tonali

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith Also a good side note, competing on the pitch off it we’re nowhere near that level so yeah given our set backs financially we aren’t competing at all it’s a matter of time though. Every top player wanting to leave other than Isak who? Tonali yeah probably… anyone else?

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith All waffle, 3 tweets of absolutely nothing. Only thing you got right was “we’re so beneath you”. Yes you are 👍

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith In recent history and you can only talk about us, on posts about us. We’re so beneath you and you’re so phenomenal you spend your spare time commenting on Newcastle posts 😂😂😂😂 2/2

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith Competing with the big boys? - You’re 12th in the league - You’ve just played against one of the big boys and got battered 7-2, and then lost 2-1 to us 😂 - Every top player ends up wanting to leave, for one of the actual big boys

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith We’ve gone from being relegation fodder barely being in a shout for a trophy to winning our first major silverware in 7 decades and competing with the big boys, while not having the spending capabilities of them. How was that hard to grasp?