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Unseen in the background, fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove. CPO.

UK شامل ہوئے Kasım 2012
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@ralpha060461 Neither did they if they are at the Winter Olympics…
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@FrauForelle Am able to confirm that both hallways and mats are, indeed, still a thing.
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Urgh. Just went into the hallway to find an Avon catalogue on the mat. Is that still a thing?
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Anton Gerashchenko@Gerashchenko_en·
Carol of the Bells in Kyiv subway. Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine. Thankful to everyone who stands with us!
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@ralpha060461 It's cruel to make tape out of frogs. (And yes, I am aware of gorilla glue...).
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John Gordon Sinclair Blue Tick
24hrs later & my wife’s just come to pick me up from the pub! What a night!!! Did we win?
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@sidcelery No, really, this is riveting, do go on… 😉 X
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Sid Celery@sidcelery·
Popped out earlier this evening and my car was showing it was 1-2C - now my phone says it's -1C It's mid-November Glad I renewed my soffit boards last week and fitted new insulation under the first few feet of my roof tiles I'll be happier still when new guttering goes back in
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@barkway_ken Wouldn’t want it in a bad way…😉 Good luck to your lot! Great game.
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Ken Barkway
Ken Barkway@barkway_ken·
May face is wet and I’m shaking like a shitting dog. In a good way
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Owen Jones
Owen Jones@owenjonesjourno·
Last year, Germany took over twice as many asylum seekers as the UK. France, Italy and Spain took 1.5 times as many. Per capita, we take fewer than most EU countries Poorer countries such as Greece take proportionately more than we do.
Steven Swinford@Steven_Swinford

Sir Keir Starmer says that the UK's asylum system is acting as a 'significant pull factor' for illegal immigrants because it is much more generous than the 'European mainstream' He says illegal migration is putting a 'severe strain on both our asylum system and our wider social contract' PROTECTIONS * Refugees will be given 30 months leave to remain rather than the present 5 years. It can be renewed if they are still in need of protection * Refugees must spend 20 years in UK before they can get settled status. That status will need to be 'earned' * No automatic right to bringing family members to UK * Refugees will be encouraged to move to a 'work and study' route. They would need to obtain employment or study at an appropriate level & pay a fee * Benefits will be prioritised for those making an 'economic contribution' to UK SUPPORT * The govt will end legal duty to provide asylum seekers who would otherwise be destitute with support. It will be provided on a discretionary basis * Those who can work - and have a right to do so - will be denied support, including people who came to UK on student visas before claiming asylum * No support for those who 'deliberately' made themselves destitute * Support will be conditional, with sanctions for criminals & those who refuse to co-operate * People will be required to contribute towards cost of asylum support where they have assets or income * Asylum seekers could be moved out of hotels into military camps and repurposed schools, community centres, conference venues, disused industrial sites ILLEGAL WORKING * Expanded right to work checks with penalties for employers * Digital ID will be mandatory to prove right to work REMOVALS * Families whose asylum claims have been rejected will be deported if they refuse financial incentives to return home. This includes children * Return hubs with third countries * Resuming removals to countires like Syria VISA PENALTIES * Countries that fail to co-operate and facilitate return of their citizens will face visa penalties. * Returns deals will be expanded APPEALS * Fast tracking claims with low likelihood of success and those that are 'high harm cases' ie foreign offenders * A single route of appeal LEGAL REFORM * A 'fundamental reset' of Article 8 so that family only applies to immediate family * Article 8 applications can only be made by people living in the UK

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@EruthsLindell Many people have said that many times about me in respect of many things.
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@FabrizioRomano Why does that World Champion badge look like a cheap medallion?
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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Deinner Ordóñez to Chelsea, here we go! Agreement reached today for 16 year old talented defender to join #CFC project. Independiente del Valle accepted all conditions as Chelsea anticipate 3 top European clubs. 🇪🇨 The Ecuadorian will arrive in January 2028.
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@EruthsLindell A very good question, and one where I am at a loss to answer. The reasons they gave were completely ridiculous!
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Just a reminder that Duncan McKenzie could jump over a Mini and throw a golf ball the length of a football pitch. #cfc #ChelseaFC
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@EruthsLindell I don’t dish it out willy, or indeed, nilly.
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@EruthsLindell Bass always the coolest. Strongly suspected you were a bass wrangler, because you are cool. The biggest compliment; you are a female Paul Simonon. Who is clearly in the top three of cool with Steve McQueen.
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