Phil

Rule no. 1

@fesshole You need to play towers of Babel on hell mode

I play Doom source ports and new user-made maps with no monsters, done so for 30 years. I like the maze / secret areas / architecture puzzle nature of the levels and not so much the fighting itself.

Might be an idea to goal-hang as VAR isn’t working

Was that not offside?

Ffs can’t defend for shit

Yeah very nice Harry piledriver of a header!

And Madueke is shit, any other options for RW?

We never learn. Defend deep after scoring first. This has got 2-1 all over it

That was coming

This is like the last time we played them; early goal then defend and try and hit on the counter.

Too many going for personal glory here

I thought Southgate was the negative bastard but it looks like it might not have been him - it’s the FA

Kane thinks he’s Beckenbauer

Fucking greedy

This is already shit. Why is Pickford hoofing it?

The programme about the porch pirates - I try to get anything delivered when I’m at home but even that fails - the courier didn’t even knock and some toe-rag had my parcel away in seconds. Irony is, it’s useless and worthless to him, but it was my luggage trackers ffs

Is Ealing Haaland actually Bjorn Ironside reincarnated?

Great goal

Haaland off the mark

Van Hecke is a decent signing. A CB that actually defends. With Robertson and Senesi it looks good. Reckon we’ll get Tonali?

Norway can’t handle the unpredictability of Iraq