Christyna Lee

@VitaCatholica It's called nap time.

"how do moms have so much time to be online" A robot vacuums and mops my floor, my groceries show up on my doorstep, and I can fire off like 80 comments and 6 twts from my van in a 30 minute piano lesson. It's called efficiency.

@HannahWardEdu Strega Nona and Pied Piper are so good!

Read to your kids this weekend. What my kids and I chose for read aloud time before bed.

@ubiquitousnewt Puke I generally lean more crunchy/ home remedy but input my foot down at eating a placenta.

Females are trying to convince me that eating a placenta (your child's placenta obv) is nutritional and has health benefits. My automatic instinct is actually a memory from biology textbooks and various papers boxed away in the basement of my brain. A placenta is essentially a waste filter. By the time the baby is born, the placenta has spent 9 months acting as a biological bin bag / dialysis machine / toxin sink. So why in efffff would I want to consume that in a smoothie? It'd like deciding to eat the used filter from your hoover or the bin bag that collected all the household waste. The organ has already done its job of concentrating and processing waste products. Why do I need to eat it in a smoothie or a pill? Are women now so pampered, spoilt and safe in birth that they have to make shit up about placentophagy? I can guarantee there is no good scientific evidence that placenta smoothies are necessary.

@Phoenix2A_1980s THIS is how we protect our kids. Good job. You handled this well. I would have probably ended in jail. It's not even my kid and I wanna throw hands!

Update: I had the meeting with the school. This little anchor baby spawn has been harassing my daughter for weeks now. They didn't tell me a damn thing about it. All of this started because my daughter wouldn't be his boyfriend after several advances. I asked them why in TF (in those exact words) I was just hearing about it now. She gave me some BS script about the safety of the kids, and I was like "Well, what about MY kid's safety?" I asked them if they were capable of doing their jobs correctly, or did I actually need to yank my child out of their BS school. Then I showed them the X post from yesterday. Sheer panic came across this woman's face. She knew instantly I wasn't going to back down or be talked down. I told them how disgusted I was. I did NOT hold back. Then in comes the mother of the other kid. She doesn't speak a lick of English. I speak fairly decent Spanish, so I told her bluntly and as cold blooded as I possibly could that if her kid ever puts his dirty little hands on my daughter again, there would be hell to pay. She just kept telling me "I'm sorry" over and over. Too late for that BS. I refused to hear it. I told them I was going to get my daughter right then and there. I marched to her classroom, and brought her home with me, and took her to lunch. Next step is finding a decent private school. I'm not going to have her going through this because some anchor baby who shouldn't even be here in the first place can't control her offspring. Not happening to my child. NOT. EVER.

@GabrielofBoone Because we're tired of gay pastors

Why do you think Orthodoxy is growing in the South?

@UpTambourine The second you give it away, you will have a girl.... Not a guarantee, but that's how life works for me....

So I have been hoarding a mass of Newborn-2T baby girl clothes and items because I thought "we will have another girl." But that was almost 6 years ago. What are the real chances that I would have another girl if I give this stuff away to someone who needs it?

@Mr_Husky1 It's YOUR mom.and YOUR baby. Name your baby whatever you want. Your niece can still use the same name if she ever gets a baby girl. But you shouldn't have to change your baby's name just because your niece may someday have a girl and want to name her that....

My 17-year-old niece thinks she gets to gatekeep my DEAD mom's name for my actual baby. You read that right. I'm pregnant and chose a name to honor my mom, who passed away three years ago. I was so excited, told my sister, and she immediately flipped, saying I couldn't use our own mother's name because her daughter (my niece) wants it for her future baby. This girl isn't even pregnant! When I announced the name, my sister and niece went ballistic. They didn't just bash me; they started spreading blatant lies and messaging my friends. It turned into this heartbreaking contest over who our mom loved more, and who loved her more. They know I'm high-risk with this pregnancy. My mom had her struggles and didn't raise me, but I reconnected with her and I loved her. This whole situation broke my heart, and I had to delete all their comments. Should I just use the name anyway? Like, what even is this?

@EastTNMama I want this for my children

My kids have had nothing but this and sometimes I wonder if that’s all good. I bet there are differing opinions.

@techhsiren Thank you.

@TravelingBluBox :( i'm sorry that happened

did i just become famous in momtwt

@techhsiren I don't know... I cried to my husband when he came home!

@TravelingBluBox why the fuck would someone say that to you 😭

@IberianPikachu 😂😂😂

‼️🚨New Mom twit discourse just dropped: “If you want to avoid nausea in the 1st trimester of pregnancy, you should eat a lot of eggs, sardines and leafy greens”

@truthandhyssop Ew. What a gross human....

Even the man in question would agree he was immature and selfish back then, but go on lol

@agreatdayinnc At home on my own. It was painful and I was terrified, but my aunt did D&C and it messed her up.

For those of you who’ve had a miscarriage, did you choose to pass at home or have a D&C? Pros & cons? If natural or with medication how was the passing? What about from an emotional standpoint?

@WhiteBabyFac Ew

Would you vote for them?

@magdalenacals I was very happy until yesterday when a friend asked me " hey! Everyone else at church who has had babies recently looks great but you keep getting fatter" So I'm just over here crying trying to love my daughter....

i think we need to stop fear mongering childless women into worrying incessantly about their bodies postpartum no one sees your postpartum body irl except your husband this discourse is vain and the only thing that matters postpartum is your new precious baby

People should be nicer to pregnant and postpartum moms. That’s the tweet

People put so much pressure on the Pope for political stances to do with particular countries, but that’s not his job. He’s the leader of a global religion. A religion that includes Africans and Indians as much as it includes Italians and Americans. The things people are demanding of the Pope, the stances they are criticizing him for, they should be aiming this criticism at the leaders of countries instead.

@megha_lilly Honestly, I just let them and they can get a hot bath afterwards

How do you stop your children playing in every mud puddle they find while still letting them enjoy playing in nature? I’m guessing the answer is you don’t 😭😭🥲

@0riettaRose Wanting more time with my children

Question for homeschoolers: What made you decide to, & commit to, homeschooling?