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2026 Commissions are now OPEN! As usual, I will primarily be editing cod montages, but if you have other games, message me anyway and I can let you know if I can help. Let's edit some banger montages this year 👀

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@GeorgeGilbertX If they didn't remove your membership you wouldn't be tweeting this. Just suck it up and accept it, plus you're now saving money as a result lol

HOW BEST TO SUPPORT RESTORE BRITAIN IF THEY ARE NOT RUNNING FOR YOUR COUNCIL IN MAY: If Reform pick up momentum through winning the councils they will win the next GE. That will be our last opportunity to fix the state of this country wasted. We can't give them that momentum. Restore can instigate this change, but they are not developed enough yet to field candidates and make a dent in May. The next best option for those of us who cannot vote Restore is to damage Reform. To do this, we must vote for their biggest contender. Mine is the Green party. If this was a GE even I wouldn't bring myself to vote Green but at the councils, it matters less. This keeps the seat warm for Restore to strike hard in 2029. We must all be tactical with our vote. Think of the long-term impact of Reform winning in May, it will not be good for Restore Britain.

@DrayzWRLD Such a dumb streak 😂

Well that's a way to start the day...

@realkeithfox @westhamnetwork The position he plays, we can keep him longer, doesn't matter if he's aging, with him being in the midfield he only passes it around and he's good on the corners - I don't think peak athleticism matters all that much for the role he has in the team - love him as a person too

@Unionstreaming @westhamnetwork As of the 2025/26 season, the average age of a starting Premier League player is approximately 26.1 years old, with midfielders generally considered to reach their peak performance within the 25–27 age band. With over 50% of players aged 25 or under

And the most pointless news story of the day goes to Claret and Hugh “West Ham are unlikely to offer Tomas Soucek a new deal when his contract ends at the end of next season.” 🗣️ C&H

@realkeithfox @westhamnetwork 33 isn't old tbh

@westhamnetwork He will be 33, had a good time with us, but time for Potts and Kante to come into the line-up.

@LucidSquad Any flypera edit is a certified banger 💯

Lucid Nate: Best of Black Ops 2 by Lucid Flypera & Waves OUT THIS SUNDAY

@SaNe_nzmo meh no idea.

@Unionstreaming Bruh honestly it’s killing me😂😂 Female voice “When I wake up in the morning, and I see the sun is shining ‘shining’ Then all I hear is a big burst drop thing😂😂😂

“When I wake up in the morning, I can see the sun is shining” or summin like that? What song was that? Think it was DnB

@SaNe_nzmo give me some more info is it a uk song how old is it, I wanna find it now 🤣love shit like this trying to find songs that you don't know and you can only hum it 😭

@Unionstreaming Nah but I actually Love this song😂

@PL13Les @WestHam I was, still have the plastic bags they gave out at the start of the game. Stadium was electric ⚡️⚡️⚡️

@WestHam Best atmosphere I have ever seen. In any stadium. It was unreal! Tv audio does not do it justice. If you was there, you will know what I mean

That night against Sevilla 🤩 Four years ago today 💭

@WestHam Stadium was literally vibrating. What a night it was ⚒️

Ah, 2023 when astonish had the 3 best thumbnails in a row 🔥🔥🔥

@lotuscuIt Love the edit😍

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New edit

@Anonymo27869071 @merphed @letterboxd Morning sargeant angle

@merphed @letterboxd Hot fuzz is the best comedy I’ve ever watched

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📚

@AkAScottie_ Well not your fault, ive seen this clip countless times, its an insane clip nonetheless

@Unionstreaming Holy shit I'm retarded

@SaNe_nzmo youtu.be/qEg0JK8DScw?si… not nostalgic but one I did last year

nostalgic montage dnb? send me some

@SaNe_nzmo youtu.be/94T_u_d8HBM?si…

@SaNe_nzmo D&B montages > Rock Montages