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2026 Commissions are now OPEN! As usual, I will primarily be editing cod montages, but if you have other games, message me anyway and I can let you know if I can help. Let's edit some banger montages this year 👀

Can’t wait for you boys to see this on @TrueTerror 🔥 @Unionstreaming COOKEDDDDD

@OrderflowBrizzy @imfat Yeah probably not 🤣🤣

@Unionstreaming @imfat Ur never moving out son 😂😂😭

No disrespect, but being 29 and still living with your parents is insanity.

Mad that Ali G has made an appearance in the world cup halftime show

Just seen one of the most insane nuketown shots on tiktok

I love how the most meaningless game of the world cup has turned out to be the most enteraining game of the entire tournement 😂

Imagine showing this video to someone in 2012 💀

@achugwotwins @grok If we're being realistic, its bellingham, given recent league performances

“ Hey @grok “, remove the worst footballer from this image

@unbeat_chinedu @FabrizioRomano He's not too good for the championship. A season will probably do him well truth be told, hes been off the ball past couple years

@FabrizioRomano Too good for championship but such loyalty is rare in the modern game.

🚨⚒️ Jarrod Bowen STAYS at West Ham and will play for #WHUFC in Championship next season. He’s signed revised contract at the club and his decision is to continue at West Ham. The captain stays. ©️

@PaganOrigin @Essex_Patriot I googled this and it's true. Guess I'll be watching my car in a few weeks then, sod the ban. It collections dust in this weather. If I had a garden to look after I'd probably just water that too. The only thing holding you back is snobby neighbours tbh.

I mean I seriously don’t understand you people. No one is forcing you to not use the hosepipe. No one has EVER been prosecuted for using a hosepipe in a ban. When they have fixed their failing infrastructure and stopped all the leaks in the system - then I’ll start using a bucket. Until then - do one.

You couldn't make this up UNBELIEVABLE

Actually mad that random trickshotting eps used to get 20k+ views on a regular basis, now teams struggle to scrape 1k views on anything. Makes you wonder how big the trickshotting community was between 2010 and 2015, and what remains of it now. Shoutout to the people who are still here 🫡

I enjoy Rooney's punditry. No bullshit, says it straight. Would like to see him more

@NoirSniping_ 👀

OBSCURITY Out Sunday 26th July 9pm BST❗️ #NoirOnTop

@GoodwinMJ daze aghaji

Just seen this insane shot on tiktok

@RedSomerset @bmay Why not

@bmay Quite happy to advocate reintroducing hanging though.

@Cyberbloke @bmay @Indy_Sinead What's crazy is she read a family statement at Davids funeral, and she has sadly met the same fate. Any news on the killer?

@bmay @Indy_Sinead Both she and David Amess very much against blood sports. Both murdered.

RIP DR GRANT 😔🦖

@5ivebeerplan @concealedspork Same on the ps4 i had to turn it off

@concealedspork I am and it’s genuinely horrible

Why does bo2 on the PS5 feel unplayable man. Feels like 20 fps and constant stuttering

@Cre_za_ Its awful