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@hasselljpb Ah the old days. When men were men aye

Sitting at the deli in Muka with my pommy cousin who is now 67. He told me he got his license there when he was 17 by doing a token lap round the block. The copper gave him his license and said he should go and learn how to drive. A week later he wrapped dads car round a tree!

@tofar1 @bouta_nt Hahahaha look at that fatty

This isb what happens when you drink Greg Normans with @bouta_nt in the public. Moral of story. Don't drink shit beer in public. Get yourself a pale ale.

@SimonCotter62 Harry and Megan live rent free In your head

Harry, who is always on for a good laugh, got inspiration to dress as a nazi from the families old photo album. In his book “Spare” harrys says quote “i just wanted to be King and marry an american 2 bit actress”….like my uncle

@ryan_milgate @ipaddockapps Turns out the dickpic was useless

@ipaddockapps Have sent a video in your DM that might help Mic

Hawkeye owners, how do you recibrate ncvs after replacing one? Ive been parked for over an hour now and am getting quite cross! Manual appears useless as far as I can tell. #asktwitter

@logue_phil @darryn_browne @HoolyMcg Wow that sounds amazing

@darryn_browne @HoolyMcg I made a shade house out of HD poly pipe pushed over steel pipe with tarp tightened over this frame like a rolltarp. I'd like to try a shed like this soon.

Who makes a good dome shelter in WA?

@HoolyMcg @lakeside_farm You stick things in your but for free, may as well get payed

@lakeside_farm Was thinking only fans 😎

Happy new year to the 3000+ sad souls that waste their time following me on here. 👍🍺🍺💪💪🚀

@ryan_milgate @frenchdog908 I think he’s trying to find the big sheila drinking rum next to him on tinder

Wimpak are receiving samples from 6am tomorrow morning, call @frenchdog908 for appointments

@HoolyMcg @DigbyStretch Soup is for lady boiz

@DigbyStretch I’d like to see you eat soup 😂

13mm fork! Not quite the full lunchbox today😂

@agriprof Did you get that from telegram?

We have come a long way from people saying 4t/ha wheat yields were impossible, even in a perfect year. Best results reported to me this harvest: Barley 11t/ha, canola >5t/ha, wheat 9t/ha, lupins 6t/ha, faba's >7t/ha, lentils nearly 5t/ha. Well done to everyone. You can do better.

@HoolyMcg @alansattler74 Have you tried blaming CBH?

@alansattler74 Everything is full here. Everything. Including headers. Nothing covered up. I feel so Esperance like 💪💪💪💪💪

@therealbiztang @markede05626239 @GBubner @SimonCotter62 @newscomauHQ Jesus your a miserable bunch of cunts. I bet you’d pay out on her when she’d 50 and renting for not “knuckling down” and buying a house when she’s younger

@markede05626239 @GBubner @SimonCotter62 @newscomauHQ I don’t se rates or inflation coming down in next 5-10 years

Nothing and i mean nothing says “Im struggling more than a large glass of wine!👇🙄 RBA interest rates decision: Fixed-rate mortgage term ends leaves homeowner stressed news.com.au/finance/econom… via @newscomauHQ

@HoolyMcg @awmills_aaron @cbhgroup They probably should have tweeted you. Might have got through that way

@awmills_aaron @cbhgroup I must have missed the memo

@cbhgroup You need to notify all growers on the Miling line that trains are running again ! Many have become complacent over the last 2 years ……

@tommy2dogs454 @AndrewTodd13 @Bernie0427 Never skip leg day

@Vague_Bio @AndrewTodd13 @Bernie0427 Running quads.

Next year begins before this year concludes @Bernie0427 Seed into silos, chemical into shed

@SimonCotter62 @newscomauHQ Boomers love revelling in gen Z failure

@HoolyMcg Quick we need some positive affirmation over here, stat!

Apparently. Green headers waste grain. Bushels Plus tells us differently. 1 grain of barley has n tray from the 9750. Zero grains from the S680 💪💪💪

@tofar1 @bouta_nt Comedy gold

Hey @bouta_nt What do a truck driver and pornstar have in common? They both get paid by the load.

@HoolyMcg Fuck your should be an agronomist

We got excited back in April when TT canola was charging. So chucked in 70ha as we didn’t have any more GM left. 5kg atrazine failed. 2x300ml select. Failed. I wrote the crop off. Fkr went 2T/ha ! No to spend 5 years cleaning said paddock up 😵‍💫🧐😂

@stbbljmpr @MJMCKAY4 All those imperial measurements make them sooo good. How many fathoms does yours hold?

New bin finally here. Plenty of good Aussie bin manufacturers out there but Oztec ticks the boxes. Not forecasted 7mm last night and borderline moisture means no harvesting. #oztec

@burgess_ag @popecontracting Threaten him with the sack until he caves in and smacks a stump in the dark

What’s Ag coming to when the auto steer in your header stops working (can’t get parts till Monday) and your worker refuses to drive it at night without it. @popecontracting and I use to free hand drive and Condobolin at 15kph night shift in red talcum powder dust

@saffarausie Looks like you shouldn’t have had the second Dare triple espresso

I love the old memories popping up on my phone. This was 5years ago and probably one of my challenging in farming. Fun times !!! Now I laugh about it then the world was ending