Sincerely Jocelyn

Me after mixing random chemıcαls to clean the bathroom with the door shut:

@marenade_1 It’s okay it’s just a moment of weakness

Life is short Flirt w ur ex

hello if you’re an attractive serial killer please kidnap me, I’m testing out a theory thank you✨

@realDonaldTrump I'm not going to act like I like you, bc I don't and I hope you choke on some fruit but I think you should do the right thing here. #BrandonBernard

@realDonaldTrump I don’t like you but please for the love of god please do the right thing 😡

Alright so I think I figured it out. It wasn't a hacking of my sys, just the game, thanks to an email leak. I'm going to go live again and just hide the texts. The game is playable and I don't want to give that jackass the satisfaction of ruining this run youtu.be/WdrdWR3AL4o

Hey, rape survivor here. If you argument against defunding the police is “who will solve rape cases and find and punish rapists!!!” I’ve got some bad news for you. Not a single person I know has benefitted from reporting their sexual assault to the police.

How to be funny: 1.Divorced parents 2.Depressed 3.Childhood trauma 4.All of the above If you're not on the list,no bro,you're not funny.

OKAY SO— In Avatar (blue people movie) the blue dudes have some sorta dick in their hair??? And- and- and to RIDE ANIMALS AND STUFF THEY PUT SAID DICKS IN THE ANIMAL?!!!?? I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS SOMEONE HELP ME

i don’t like standing up for myself because i have an iron deficiency

need mony gib mony 😔😖

“Who said anything about English”

“We’re not speaking English this is biology”

My math teacher asked me about my sleep schedule. Oh, it’s imaginary. Irrational at best.

This is still blowing my mind lol Close your eyes and imagine an apple. What do you see? I'm a 5

“Do you think ghosts can be racist???” -Maren

Biology 442 professor: “God is the best biologist. He’s not just into burning bushes and smiting people he’s a scientist” Ah yes thank you