Will Gordon

I really don't want to have to write this. This is my mom. Over the last 10+ years as her health has declined I've spent all my time taking care of her. She has severe COPD & is on oxygen full time with 25% lung function left. I'm in a rough spot & need to get her meds.

@radiomancymuse Hey man speak for yourself, I’m going to save a cool $50/yr on the expanded rent deduction, more than offsets all the givebacks to her beloved millionaires.

Who do we have lined up to primary this GOP plant? We need to start working on this NOW.

@TerrenceDoyle So far the main thing I've learned about Maura Healy is that somewhere in her family there is a house worth more than whatever the old estate tax threshold was

@dfoliver68 That's an interesting point (I haven't seen him play much but I believe you) about young QBs from supercolleges. Might take a while to accept that he'll never see anyone "Ohio State open" again in his career.

War is the second saddest thing in the world, right behind pigeons who just stand around in the rain.

You can argue that Mikorcle is or maybe one day will be good (I guess?) but the noodle arm is just a fact. Maybe a hall of fame noodle arm! But a noodle arm.

@hamachi_crudo Gross. And is it illegal to write trans in a drink name now?

@eric_time @AlwaysWinning1 Yeah these chumps aren't just white, they're Newport white.

@AlwaysWinning1 If these people were minorities with butter knives in their hands they would have all gotten strafed. Every one of them would be dead of multiple gunshot wounds.

These people were lucky they didn’t get shot. The women who was knocked out was trying to grab one of their guns. Insane to try to fight a group of cops.

@dufrau bro, code me!

@beerinator I’m sorry, pal. Alice always seemed like a fun roommate.

@TheGurglingCod Shit. That totally works, if a juggalo is 40 and a phead is 65 and their main platform aligns on let’s party inclusively as we kinda fucked upedly but earnestly understand that notion… too powerful.

What if there was an alliance of the Parrotheads and the Juggalos?

Sometimes I think man why do I pay $3200 a month to live in a one bedroom by the dumb bar but then I go to the dumb bar and remember oh right, I love the dumb bar.

@beerinator @FartSandwich Jon you eat 8 (with your mouth)

Professor Buffet only got divorced once?? Love is real and rest in parrots, good sir.

@AlwaysWinning1 I went last night and was shocked at how well behaved the crowd was, fewer fights than the average Jersey church service. The secret’s out: you people CAN behave, it just takes these most extraordinary circumstances.

Bruce Springsteen is playing a concert at Met Life Stadium on Labor Day Weekend. You can taste the electricity in the air here in Jersey. This is bigger than Christmas for us.

@scaggsvillan Casa Portugal in Inman Sq. Cambridge is, I'm told, very authentic, and the food's good.

@WillGordonAgain do you have an recs for Portuguese restos in your general area?

My cat loves watching tennis but pretends to be casual for dignity’s sake, which I respect because it’s my exact relationship to U2.

@courtiseman I really like Mast Landing's Don't Look Back

Looking for ESB recs for a story--if there's one you love, or maybe one you make at your brewery(!), I want to know.

@TheTree @Jason Every morning boozer I've ever known drank vodka, not really sure why (I'm not talking street dudes who get whatever's cheapest; vodka makes sense there).

I rarely drink, but my wife makes carbone’s penne alla vodka sauce and this was on the counter. I thought, how they heck do folks drink booze in their coffee at the start of the day?! Alcoholism is just horrible.. feel terrible for folks who are addicted.

@iamnotmattcote I’m shocked at how good he is at this

Every time Roger Clemens goes in the booth for a Sox game, it gets harder and harder to hate him.