Will Gordon

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Will Gordon

Will Gordon

@WillGordonAgain

I mostly write about eating and drinking. He/him. https://t.co/MVupCjCLqB

sameasweeverwas/gmail شامل ہوئے Temmuz 2010
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Bhutlah Bobby
Bhutlah Bobby@BhutlahBobby·
I really don't want to have to write this. This is my mom. Over the last 10+ years as her health has declined I've spent all my time taking care of her. She has severe COPD & is on oxygen full time with 25% lung function left. I'm in a rough spot & need to get her meds.
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@radiomancymuse Hey man speak for yourself, I’m going to save a cool $50/yr on the expanded rent deduction, more than offsets all the givebacks to her beloved millionaires.
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
@TerrenceDoyle So far the main thing I've learned about Maura Healy is that somewhere in her family there is a house worth more than whatever the old estate tax threshold was
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
@dfoliver68 That's an interesting point (I haven't seen him play much but I believe you) about young QBs from supercolleges. Might take a while to accept that he'll never see anyone "Ohio State open" again in his career.
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
War is the second saddest thing in the world, right behind pigeons who just stand around in the rain.
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
You can argue that Mikorcle is or maybe one day will be good (I guess?) but the noodle arm is just a fact. Maybe a hall of fame noodle arm! But a noodle arm.
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
@hamachi_crudo Gross. And is it illegal to write trans in a drink name now?
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Scarrrric@eric_time·
@AlwaysWinning1 If these people were minorities with butter knives in their hands they would have all gotten strafed. Every one of them would be dead of multiple gunshot wounds.
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AW 💫@AlwaysWinning1·
These people were lucky they didn’t get shot. The women who was knocked out was trying to grab one of their guns. Insane to try to fight a group of cops.
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
@beerinator I’m sorry, pal. Alice always seemed like a fun roommate.
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
@TheGurglingCod Shit. That totally works, if a juggalo is 40 and a phead is 65 and their main platform aligns on let’s party inclusively as we kinda fucked upedly but earnestly understand that notion… too powerful.
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The Gurgling Cod@TheGurglingCod·
What if there was an alliance of the Parrotheads and the Juggalos?
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
Sometimes I think man why do I pay $3200 a month to live in a one bedroom by the dumb bar but then I go to the dumb bar and remember oh right, I love the dumb bar.
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
Professor Buffet only got divorced once?? Love is real and rest in parrots, good sir.
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
@AlwaysWinning1 I went last night and was shocked at how well behaved the crowd was, fewer fights than the average Jersey church service. The secret’s out: you people CAN behave, it just takes these most extraordinary circumstances.
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Bruce Springsteen is playing a concert at Met Life Stadium on Labor Day Weekend. You can taste the electricity in the air here in Jersey. This is bigger than Christmas for us.
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
@scaggsvillan Casa Portugal in Inman Sq. Cambridge is, I'm told, very authentic, and the food's good.
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
My cat loves watching tennis but pretends to be casual for dignity’s sake, which I respect because it’s my exact relationship to U2.
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court iseman@courtiseman·
Looking for ESB recs for a story--if there's one you love, or maybe one you make at your brewery(!), I want to know.
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Will Gordon@WillGordonAgain·
@TheTree @Jason Every morning boozer I've ever known drank vodka, not really sure why (I'm not talking street dudes who get whatever's cheapest; vodka makes sense there).
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@jason
@jason@Jason·
I rarely drink, but my wife makes carbone’s penne alla vodka sauce and this was on the counter. I thought, how they heck do folks drink booze in their coffee at the start of the day?! Alcoholism is just horrible.. feel terrible for folks who are addicted.
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Every time Roger Clemens goes in the booth for a Sox game, it gets harder and harder to hate him.
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