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My first Tweet! (from mid-May ‘22 while 6 y.o. and in kindergarten) my Class of 2034 son scoring a touchdown in his local flag football league (ages 5-7). @B1Gfootball @PennStateFball @coachjfranklin

@BillArnoldTeach Awesome! Great to know Roman Catholicism is becoming a priority for Gen Z.

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@dom_lucre Would be something if Stacey Dash made a cameo from the classic music video.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Kanye West brought out Lauryn Hill to perform All Falls Down at SoFi stadium as the stadium sung along.

@yzyupdates Classic music video with Stacey Dash.

Ye originally wanted Lauryn Hill on “All Falls Down” in 2004 as it interpolates her song “Mystery of Iniquity,” but he couldn’t get the sample cleared at the time Two decades later he brings her out to perform it together for the first time in front of a sold-out crowd of 80,000 fans 🔥🔥🔥 LEGENDARY 🤯

Using the push mower for the first time while your father watches just waiting for you to mess up.

Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor LET THE BODIES HIT THE…

@MangolianBlk @BabaDClint

@BabaDClint We still have angles in USA ❤️

The most wholesome content you’d see on the inanet today.🥹

@poorteffy LOL Growing up I thought Chuck E. Cheese had the best birthday cake! On the ghost kitchen front, I noticed Ruby Tuesday does it too.

Fun fact: in order to stay in business most Chuck E. Cheese’s operate as ghost kitchens. When you go on DoorDash and see those restaurants that don’t exist in real life like “burrito time” it’s a Chuck E. Cheese with a fake name cooking they ass off.

@FearedBuck LOL he should’ve been paid $10k for attending the Wizards game. 76ers played them in DC last night. Interesting how some mascots from different leagues were there- NBA’s Suns and Nuggets, NHL’s Canadiens, and MLB’s Tigers.

The Wizards made a fan think he won $10,000 in an April Fools prank by pretending he made a blindfolded half court shot 😭

@DiscussingFilm The original movie was good too.

First trailer for ‘CAPE FEAR’, exec produced by Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg. The series follows 2 attorneys who are in danger after a serial killer they put in prison escapes & seeks vengeance. Releasing June 5 on Apple TV.

History is being rewritten, the Redskins are back.

@WildMediaOnly This happened 8+ months ago.

Keith Sweat walked out of his birthday when they tried to surprise him with a twerking midget

@FarvingCo Interesting. Always thought toxoplasmosis was only harmful to pregnant women which is why they should never change out cat litter.

A parasite infecting 1/3 of the human population hijacks your brain and forms permanent cysts. Infected neurons release 350% more dopamine than uninfected ones. PMID: 21957440 Toxoplasma gondii. You get it from undercooked meat, contaminated water, or cat litter. Once inside you, it crosses the blood-brain barrier and encysts in your neurons. For life. The parasite encodes its own tyrosine hydroxylase — the rate-limiting enzyme in dopamine synthesis. It doesn’t just live in your neurons. It manufactures the machinery to produce dopamine inside them. In rodents, this hijacked dopamine system produces a specific behavioral change: Infected rats lose their fear of cats. They’re drawn to the smell of cat urine. Researchers call it “fatal attraction” — because the rat gets eaten, and the parasite completes its lifecycle in the cat’s gut. In humans, latent Toxoplasma infection has been associated with: - Increased risk-taking - Reduced reaction time - Impulsivity - Aggression And linked to schizophrenia, depression, bipolar disorder, and suicide. 1/3 of the world’s population. Permanent brain cysts. A parasite that manufactures its own neurotransmitter inside your neurons. And most people infected will never know. But T. gondii has a weakness. Lactoferrin — an iron-binding glycoprotein and part of the body’s innate immune defense — has been shown to inhibit its intracellular growth through mechanisms still being studied. The inhibition was dose-dependent and linear. PMID 8645758, PMID 17419186 Comment LACTO and I’ll send you the link to the lactoferrin I use daily. (I’ll pin it in the comments if 50+ people ask)

"In 1986, I stood in an underground hangar near Boulder, Colorado... and watched a stealth bomber hovering 20 feet above me. I was then shocked to find out that this wasn't a real craft. It was a projected hologram." This is former alleged Men in Black operative Joseph Spencer spilling on Project Sky Beam, advanced holographic tech developed since the 1950s. He claims they tested it on the public with the Phoenix Lights and the real plan is much bigger. According to Spencer, the endgame is a staged global "alien invasion" using thousands of projected holographic warships blanketing the skies. Real military craft mixed in to cause actual damage and sell the panic. The chaos? Supposed to trigger a one-world government with zero resistance. The ultimate New World Order move. Do you think he’s telling the truth?

@Dame_Time1023 Absolutely impressive by the future HoF! In his first time using similar technology my 10 y.o. son shot 54% (93/172) in mid-range jumpers.

Bro just shot 1000/1090? 😭 Jesus Christ lmaooo

Wow! Duke took another dookie. Last year they blew a 14-point second half lead to Houston to lose by 3 in the Final Four. Moments ago year they blew a 19-point first half lead (and a 15-point second half lead) to UConn to lose by 2 in the Elite 8. #MarchMadness

@dom_lucre Whenever you're in trouble, just yelp for help!

🔥🚨BREAKING: Robotic security dogs have been spotted patrolling the streets of Atlanta Georgia, the company behind these bots are currently trying to get a government contract to make these standard across America.

Actor Frankie Muniz, star of “Malcolm in the Middle”, reveals he hasn’t spoken to Hilary Duff in 22 years, saying her mom was a control freak who interfered in “Agent Cody Banks” casting by replacing Kristin Kreuk with her 😳🎬👀

iShowSpeed says he’s cutting his brother Jamal’s monthly allowance of $700k for 2-3 years if he cannot do 10 push-ups 😭

@GoatRoper911 That kid’s persona felt like that was all an act. He reminded me of the Todd Cleary character in “Wedding Crashers.”

Man, I just can't. I had to see it so you do too. How hard would it be to live here? What EDCs do they add to the water there?

@mike_daddino Tough the Phillies still loss (5-4) in the 10th.

If anyone had u7.5 in Rangers/Phillies…I am so sorry