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@notdroidmom Time to go shopping!

baby will be here before 4th of july now. i knew i should’ve gotten her cute 4th of july outfits.

@notdroidmom Oh thats scary, I hope everything is okay

apparently baby’s heart rate is too high?? if they can’t get it down, they’re going to admit me? i’ve never had this happen.

My local "are we dating the same guy" page is finally unpaused

@LoBuzzzz Huge!!

Rotmaxxing in the tub always sounds like a good idea until I have to get myself up off the floor of it when Im done 😞

And now that she's head down again the pelvic girdle pain is back

My pregnant ass when customers complain that its too cold in the restaurant

Monster Jam trucks

@Stoney_baloney9 Its soooo soft too!

Unfortunately I cannot leave target without buying at least one baby outfit

@kaayveee Yo I love oatmeal pies 🤣

@_br0f I keep seeing coconut water, body armor, and oatmeal pies (?) lol

Hey moms what are the best snacks/drinks for breastfeeding? I really want to make it work this time so Im trying to make sure I have everything I need

@lexcoded This just popped on my timeline and I love this for you so much. I know that exact feeling and how much that moment means 🤍

my non verbal son looked at me in sam’s club today & said “mama” 😭😭😭

“Money can’t buy happiness” but it can buy sleeping eeveelution plushies & thats basically the same thing 🩵🧡💜🩷💛

@LoBuzzzz Ouu I love vita coco so i have no issues keeping a supply of that handy

@mamamorgann Lmfaoooo so real for that

The discourse on here lately has me feeling like Ive been thrown back into 2020 mom Twitter. Shit was the wild wild west, disagreements would last for DAYS. It was covid times so we had nothing better to do than to sit on our phones and argue. Good times

I did not have a "bedside caddy" when I had my first and I am not making that same mistake again lol

@thatislandstorm @notdroidmom Raising kids is not a one size fits all type deal, you'll know when they're ready 💕

@notdroidmom @_br0f Both of these tweets made me feel so much better I’ve been feeling behind not starting my 18 month old but it just hasn’t felt like the right time 🤷🏻‍♀️

I will not be joining the potty training discourse lol. My 6 y/o was potty trained much later than most bc of delays and no one on this app will make me feel shamed for that

@meowingabyss No reasonable person would ever be upset about it but there is always that risk of that one Karen causing a scene and its sad that girl dads have to worry about that.

@_br0f My husband tends to take the girls to the men's specifically because of incidents like this, he's always worried about someone freaking out on him for going into the women's :(

I love when my chronically offline husband has the correct opinions on big Twitter debates. I asked him if he was the only parent with our daughter which bathroom he would take her into, he said women's.