𝕕𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕤'

“fuck this game” *plays the game*

boring. only has one pose every time

@RealAllenAlien my dih

Good morning Earth. Quick question. Does anyone know of any creatures, or weapons that are capable of harming a Viltrumite? Asking for the Coalition. It is urgent but please take your time.

@RealAllenAlien you mean urath?

@mbappe_spurs @TIMKE11ER @MLB @delawarenorth @Rangers

@TIMKE11ER @MLB @delawarenorth @Rangers Honestly I would wear it if I was sitting in front of you

The Rangers have revealed a wearable nacho "Rally Sombrero" 😭 The food vessel contains chips, cheese, lettuce, jalapeños, pico de gallo and more (via @delawarenorth)

there are niggas who wake up and the first thing they do is open twitter

@DiscussingFilm who's inviting vinicius, man?

Messi, Ronaldo, Mbappe and Vinicius Jr. star in a new LEGO commercial together.

@USFSoftball @ESPNPlus @USFAthletics @American_Conf @SoftbalAmerica @espn crazy but not capital letters CRAZY

CRAZIEST DOUBLE PLAY EVER?? 🤯🤯 @ESPNPlus

@JomboyMedia privileged kid, does not support his family

Daniel Susac’s family is celebrating him going three-for-three in his MLB debut except one child who’s having the worst time of his life

I have questions for MrBeast.

@WEREHAW name and pfp match, it's clearly pinkpantheress, idk what you're on about. pass the controller

im not answering this fucking dm

@js9inningsmedia why can't they just use abs all the time? like not on the big screen obviously, but on a watch the umpire wears that he can check immediately real time to see it's a strike or ball. like in goal line technology watches worn by refs in football

Home plate umpire Alfonso Marquez said was shocked by how bad his call was: “That’s not even close. Holy cow.”

@LakeShowYo bro recording look like a pigeon

OKC fan: “Now you don’t have to play defense” Reaves: “Shut the f*ck up! He’s hurt!” OKC fan: “F*ck you” Reaves: “F*CK YOU!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@NFL_DovKleiman he's just saying that to glaze infantino bc he's there lol

Wow: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff." 😬😬😬

@land0mega no just bad actors

you can indeed see when an actor smokes who has never smoked before in their life

@ctrlkugi drake

Bro who is this i’m crying

@xenokatabasis @elsleightholm

@elsleightholm You are not beating the stereotype..

Artemis II launch… caught in my glasses reflection

@btharris93 honestly seeing her face over a basic metal ass rocket feels more like a win for me

Why would you take a selfie during a once-in-a-generation rocket launch?

@RedHarrington44 ts not feeding anybody

These memes will feed families. Tiger really is his own economy