Austin Eschenbach

@NJPAC @herbiehancock It doesn't work :(

Presale starts tomorrow! On 7/31, pioneering jazz legend @herbiehancock returns to NJPAC. It’s going to be a night of fun and funky jazz with the 14x Grammy winner and his band. Use code SOUND to get your tickets tomorrow at 10AM: bit.ly/njpacherbie

@The7Line @The7LineArmy ARMY! Who's got 2 x $95-ers left for me?

Some are left to Wednesday in @The7LineArmy sections on Mets.com/The7ineArmy. The Mets are using dynamic pricing, so it's been fluctuating. If you happen to be buying tickets on the side from a member of ours, those have a face value of $95, and that is what they should be charging you.

@twaniimals reptar next

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@oneshiningmets lhb/rhb?

Am i crazy or did the camera angle just change

@LinusEkenstam @raywongy 👀

@raywongy Surprised nobody tried this until now. That hole just begged for it.

l used a SIM card push pin to "unlock" the cable connected to the Apple Vision Pro battery pack. It popped right out.

@jameygannon tell me you never use your freezer without telling me you never use your freezer..

if you are cooking anything more complex than chicken, rice, and broccoli, it is 100% cheaper to get take out at this point

@kentcdodds Serve Site A as HTTPS locally, create a DNS record on the Prod VPC for each dev env that points to each dev machine (xdev.prodapp.com), setup a new dynamic media root path just like for any other environment, create a self-signed cert for each dev machine.

Site A: HTTP localhost (the workshop app) Site B: HTTPS Epic Web (the videos which require auth cookies) Site A renders an iframe of Site B. Chromium: sends SameSite "None" cookies (auth works) 😎 Firefox: sends some cookies, but not all 🤡 Safari: sends no cookies 😭

@cnakazawa As a junior, I accidentally pushed a broken JavaScript library I was tasked with de-obfuscating and brought down one of Top 20 most-visited websites on the internet for about 10 minutes... The amount of revenue lost was close to my monthly salary!

Early in my career I broke Facebook Chat (pre Messenger) for all IE users. Couldn't sleep all night afterwards. However, one of the most interesting issues I caused was when I removed about 300,000 duplicated files in Facebook's monorepo and pointed everything to the remaining copies. I went to sleep and woke up the next day with angry messages on my phone: I made facebook.com 1.2 seconds slower to load! How? Facebook's bundler used machine learning to optimize JS bundles. That bundler was relying on paths for JS files, and it didn't track changes like mine. So when I pushed my change, the bundler was under the impression that all those files were new and basically unbundled them and sent them to users as individual files instead of JS bundles! Given the scale Facebook was operating at, and some issues in the Python based Mercurial client (which have since been replaced), it took about an hour to merge my PR into main. The revert to make facebook.com fast took a three people team 12 hours to complete. Afterwards an intern and I redid the initial work by also patching the bundler's paths correctly. I caused other large issues, but this one is my best bad one. It worked while testing, could not have been noticed in development since the bundling infrastructure was different, and basically only one person at the company would have known this issue could have been caused.

@brandonousley sunshower!

My safe and unsafe choice for the greatest album of all-time.

@thekitze back to chrome for performance.. all i wanted was to be able to hide/show the omnibar and tabs in chrome like you can in full screen mode.. now trying to fork chromium

arc is getting super fkn annoying and every day I'm wondering why am I even using it. who moved on to something else?

composer John Cage asked for his organ piece to be played "as slow as possible" so 22 years ago today the Halberstadt Cathedral in Germany was like "okay" and embarked on a 639 year continuous performance. Each note lasts a months and Wikipedia has a schedule

Happy 111th birthday to this little one

@SoleRetriever this one is for the heads.. union takes the "stiched" idea further w/ the footscape callback.. AND the colors.. def a must w/ yellow laces

Rate the Union x BBS x Air Jordan 1 Retro High OG SP "Woven" 1⃣ - 🔟

@rugawdmusik pro-tip, you can mix on any cans as long as you use solid reference tracks!

I’ve been getting better mixes with these headphones than my monitors. Makes questions everything I thought I knew 😅

@JMincone "Mets agreeing to pay a significant portion of the $93 million still owed to Verlander through 2025, according to an official with direct knowledge of the deal." usatoday.com/story/sports/m…

So the Mets just sent Justin Verlander to Houston straight up for Gilbert and Clifford, who may end up being the better of the two, and no cash involved, and I’m seeing complaints from some Mets fans?! What?! #LGM

@Hollander16Paul @martinonyc I think it's hard for people to wrap their heads around giving Max Scherzer AND money, when really they were going to have to pay more than that anyways if Scherzer didn't opt-out (which he probably wouldn't have)..

@martinonyc Why is everyone hung up on the money? It’s not your money and Cohen stated he has no problem eating money to move players

@Amont22 @martinonyc @mlbtraderumors They were going to pay $59M since Scherzer wasn't likely to exercise his player option and become a free agent to try and get more than his guaranteed $43.3M.

@martinonyc @mlbtraderumors So, they paid $35.5 million for Acuna’s brother?

@TheOfficial_CSS @PSLToFlushing '23 payroll was *$334 pre-tax not $364

@TheOfficial_CSS @PSLToFlushing For '24, >$237M counts for Luxury Tax. $237-257M (Y1: 20%, Y2: 30%, Y3+: 50%) $257-277M (Y1: 32%, Y2: 42%, Y3+: 62%) $277-297M (Y1: 62.5%, Y2: 75%, Y3+: 95%) $297M+ (Y1: 60%, Y2: 80%, Y3+: 105%) Next yr. will be Y2 %s vs. Y1 so even if total payroll < $364, tax could be more.

For those concerned with the $ eaten: - It isn’t your money - Steve Cohen already said he considers the dollars spent - There is no reasonable way to be under the tax in 2024 So, whatever. They did what they had to, and landed a top prospect for 39-year-old Max Scherzer

@TheOfficial_CSS @PSLToFlushing Yes, and no. It reduces the total salary subject to tax slightly, but we're still massively over, and the penalties increase each consecutive year of being over.

@_eschie @PSLToFlushing And does this mean the Mets could potentially avoid luxury tax penalties for 2023?