Bezza

@NatureChapter Real life Pokemon battle 🤣

🐦‍⬛VS 🐀

@ConstableChaos @CitroenUK @Stellantis Pug 208 is like that and the most common ones to blow are behind that loom!! 🤣

Dear @CitroenUK @Stellantis What were your engineers smoking that made them decide to hide the main internal fuse box BEHIND the wiring loom ??? 🤬🤬🤬

@theSiliconSiren Yes please!!!

Time to clean up the Z and cruise with the T-top off before it get too hot 🙌 Who wants me to mix in some retro car content with the tech/computer stuff? 😁

@BeingProblem @GriftReport Yep, the most unfunny people out there

@andy_bezza @GriftReport Two of those make me physically ill.

I’ll go first… Nish Kumar

@theSiliconSiren Perfection right there!! 🥰

Ellen Ripley, LV-426, and the iconic M41A Pulse Rifle. One of the most perfect pieces of sci-fi design ever put on screen! #Aliens

@StrudwickEmily Thank you for your work, you have earned a new follower! 😊

I’m Emily. A Reform UK Councillor from Portsmouth, new to X. I stepped up because, as a young woman, I’m worried about where our country is heading. Sometimes I don’t feel safe walking home at night and that isn’t right. We can do better. Safer streets, stronger communities. 🩵

@rynkerbelle I accept this offering glady 🥰

An offering, do you accept?

@Jenflix01 3? I’m ok then 😅

3.

@QueenPov72588 Definitely taking the risk 😏

Be honest. If I sit, are you making me get off or taking the risk?

@Starlink @elonmusk Hopefully this won’t affect the speed and reliability of existing Starlink consumers who rely on a good fast connection like myself in a rural village in the uk with all the hundreds of new phone users.

Starlink Direct to Cell is now available in the UK and will provide data with voice, video and messaging to customers in areas with no terrestrial service

@HaeSicks There are so many about, every day I’m deleting loads of message requests from bots too 🙄

Literally don’t care about follower counts anymore because there are so many BOTS on every platform now

@emm_clarke 3hrs later it’s still here 😉

Would be deleting in 10mins…👌❤️‍🔥🥰

@QueenPov72588 Yes I’ve just been dumped 😕

Would you text a married woman?

@Jenflix01 @grok Stunning either way 🫡

Hey @grok put me in a bikini and heels instead

@rynspam Bit upmarket for jet2, Yorkshire Tea! 🤣

jet2 meal rule Britannia 🇬🇧

@qsfkbwIhuWLhnjI I’m from the uk and embarrassed about our soft touch police forces 🙄

英国、暴れるアフリカ系黒人を 一撃で倒す物売りの老人。倒した暴漢を、警官に「さあどうぞ」と引き渡す余裕。彼は武術の達人なのだろうか？

@Himanshu_tweaks Spotify always, Apple Music always seems to assume I like American pop rubbish when I’m not from America and there is hardly anything decent in the genre of music I like, rave acid techno scene and if there is it’s so mainstream it’s bad.

People after the latest iOS 26.4 update… Would you still choose Spotify over Apple Music?

すいか🍉🐉

@hiyodorixxxx Here in the uk we have Pot Noodles, and the sachets of soy sauce do exactly this!!! 🤣🤣

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