anti.santa

ANTI.EVERYTHING!

@Beloved_Edy Clit don hook for my open teeth before. She shout wetin no good that day 😂

Pvssy eaters; do you suck or lick the clit ?

@stfukhaleeed Werey go sit down cook beat still use him own hand kill the beat 😂😂

Wizkid and burnaboy get luck say Tekno and Runtown leave music 😭 Tekno diss song to Mr eazi back then

@bigwiziii Which one acts feminine?

But why Asake no dey bag international shows like Rema ??

@n_makhubele Yes that’s why I help her wash it

You can’t wash your private area properly when bathing with your partner 🙌

Guys, I just ate ass for the first time 😩☺️

@254_roy38068 @KE_MrBlack @_kirobon Find one neat girl carry trabaye.

@KE_MrBlack @_kirobon I swear never eat that thing

Men who eat pussy, do you swallow the pussy juice when she starts creaming?🙂

@KE_MrBlack How can you eat without drinking water?

@funksbabyy Cause life rewards the worst people most

Karma has to be the fakest shit ever. Please tell me why my stepmom, who almost ruined my dad’s life is now working as a PA to a sitting governor??

@TheNathanWay Ehn wait make 30 push you na. You go see

I no say we dey cruise about how "to see wife now go hardd" but guy I don dey push 30 and I never see babe o😔

@Blac_nels Girl vex for me because she ask me “don’t you like me” I said I like you Naso she vex o say I should’ve said I love her. Haha. See me dey beg I love you. I love you

girl don vex for you because you no toast am before..

@shutupsamuel @carter6f Honestly

@asapsanta0 @carter6f Like if you want to narrate your own interpretation or summarize, do that shit. They do this all the time. Have stuff in quotes and it’s literally misrepresenting what the person said. Unreal

“There are times I’ll be dating a girl and completely forget My guys will remind me like… ‘What about that babe you told us about?’ Then I’ll use a reverse psychology and text her: ‘So you’re cheating on me? That’s why you stopped texting’ — Ruger

@shutupsamuel @carter6f Understanding English is one thing Knowing how to use punctuations is another. 😂

@carter6f Talking to is different from dating How do you have stuff in quotes but it’s still the wrong thing

I think I’m beginning to understand Dogs No be me go waste my time dey understand woman

@seyikanbai You’re not independent then Cause what happens on the day you can’t reach your boyfriend?

“I am an independent woman but my boyfriend pays for my food subscription. I don’t know anything about the electricity bills and generator maintenance” — Diana Eneje

Na men dey ruin things for men Women Dey ruin things for women Men Dey ruin things for women Women Dey ruin things for men Only few people know the difference between morality and immorality You should’ve given him the benefit of doubt and not just judged him Well, you can’t predict sha But didn’t he leave anything behind on the table for you to know he’s coming back?

Went on date, he said he wasn’t hungry for now which made me the only one that ordered. He stood up and said he wanted to use the toilet so I believed he has absconded as I’ve seen similar news on twitter So I paid for my stuff and told them to pack for me cos I would be leaving any moment. He came back to see my food packed and he said “ why did you pack the food or is this another one?” I told him I thought he wasn’t coming back. He felt offended for thinking he wasn’t coming back so he asked to pay I said I have paid and I was about to leave. He just blurted “ me run away because of 30k food?? Are you mad???” Omo everybody for that setting turned and were looking at us. Shame wear me face cap, I wished the ground could open so I can seek asylum in it.

@aaronmmakiki @itslexiluv_00 Nigga rest You’re not a saint either.

She’s lying. She’s absolutely fucking lying. She knew exactly what she signed the paper for. Here it’s her, proudly speaking about her po*n activities in 2023. So @itslexiluv_00 stop lying that you have been “abducted” or “kidnapped”, or whatever you might be saying. Hell no. You signed the paper and it’s time to respect the agreement.

@oiseoje_ In summary, women are users

lemme explain this for those in the back. most women don’t like when a guy’s birthday is before theirs cos then the guy can gauge what he’ll do for them based on what they did (if he gets boxers & singlet gift, they get pant) and if they decide to go big so that he will go big they might stop talking and they’ll have lost. but if theirs is before his then the guy can’t gauge and if he goes all out and they stop talking before his, they’d still come out on top. In summary, most women are always in business it’s basically profit & loss to them.

@Samsuccess_4 Una go just Dey lie online. But okay. This is 2026

One of my micro feminism is to make sure women who visits me don't do anything 🤭 One time my husband wanted to complain about one of his family friend (lady) that visited us and does nothing I asked him that if she was a man, will he expect him to do anything for the less than 14days she is staying - let's just say we never raised that matter again Women are not natural cleaners and workers or cooks, if someone visits me, I expect them to act like the guest they are and relax Gosh, this is 2026

@Esther_Dabira He saved that lady’s soul

I invited this guy who lives opposite my shop to my church, and that same Sunday he met a female newcomer. They connected so well as if they’ve known each other before. That was also my first time seeing her too. The next day, while I was in shop doing my thing, I saw this same girl coming out of his compound with him! She slept there overnight🤦‍♀️ I had to query him after she left because I’m the one who brought him to church. He told me “people no dey do talking stage anymore, na straight to business.” What he said pained me, since then I didn’t bother to invite him again. See person wey I won save his soul o😒 Today, he had the audacity to ask me why I’ve stopped disturbing him to come to church. 🙂 No be him fault, na me won save person soul nau😒

@OlawaleOlanir12 Double it and give it to the next person 😂😂

“I connected you a 42 year old lady that have never been married to a man for marriage and your family started telling him to bring 12 million as bride price” - an owner of a match making platform laments as the family of a 42 year old lady he connected with a man is requesting for 12 million as bride price