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@RealMe1957 @LangmanVince you look like you came from the same primordial ooze that spawned john fetterman

@LangmanVince can she say ‘like’ and ‘right’ a few hundred more times.??

Mr. T's Daughter is hilarious 😂

でっかいカエルすき？

Holdign my Bathynomus., 🤲😊

@Impish_Bunny im jealous i bet that felt good for those 50 seconds

just accidentally microwaved a fruit fly for 50 seconds and he flew right out of there afterwards like nothing had happened

@ANGELICFANGZ My Emotional Support Tabs

MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME TO GUESS HOW MANY TABS HE HAS OPEN AND WHEN I GUESSED WRONG HE SENT ME THIS. 11,713 TABS???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Please don’t leave me I scale really well late game

It's 6 a.m, you wake up to the sound of the rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

@unbabymomable yes ofc we can sync up like a period

Do you fw girls that hit rock bottom every 2 weeks

@noorrbit thats so stupid unlike me who is terrified of the dark ok

idc if I’m 21 I’m scared of thunder

@chasedbywasps theyre safe there

found some really cool rocks at the park today and put them in my mouth

@csiirac adderall

is there a peptide for social interaction

@LizPh0enix ^_^;

What’s the sad equivalent of :3? Like I feel like 3: doesn’t work, but I’m not sure what else there is lol

@Atilolahafeezah haha appreciate u

I need a nonchalant response to “I love you”

@ick_real avoiding uncomfortable things like putting yourself out there, doing things on your own, or having awkward conversations shrinks your life. at first that shrinking feels safe. then a few years pass and you realize everything you avoided also avoided you back.

I’m 22. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@bajablstdeeznut they were jealous of your thick carapace and iridescent antennas

They sprayed pesticides on Me when I was born

The friends

An Uber Eats driver has gone viral for including her feet in delivery photos to get bigger tips from customers

@basic_d4d at my mom's work they had a assistant manager who was gay and he would come in and say 'hello divas!!!' then leave every day at like noon and no one would stop him

being the corporate gay is so easy. at the end of my call with only straight women i said “ok, i think that’s it for today, divas” and they all laughed and blushed

@truscumlawyer @sidewinderloops here's some more attention since you're forced to panhandle for it online cuz no one irl gaf

@aster_etc @sidewinderloops Its just a bunch of over grown shit

found a gem in my yt feed today