Asterios

whoever wrote this is a genius

His powers are useless here

@SergeantMajorM @PaletteSwapMag hey i wrote this article it's a joke article the joke is: nintendo legal bad

@PaletteSwapMag Just want to point out, they made this same post on Facebook back in August. There's not been any confirmation of any Ace Attorney amiibo since then

The new Ace Attorney amiibo will reportedly have some “objections” to any pirated software on your Nintendo Switch family of systems.

@mikeybetzz69 @venus4937 his loss was RIGGED

@venus4937 It’s wild the creator of Garfield Eats was trying to run for office in Ontario. @asterios

You cannot make this shit up

A 36-year-old gamer experienced a moment of early-onset dementia after forgetting why he’s supposed to be angry at Kotaku.

I wrote this article + asked them to use my photo...they sad it would be "bad for engagement" ??? READ IT ANYWAY: paletteswap.site/different-colo… @PaletteSwapMag @Kotaku

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Following the departure of the GTA Wiki from the site, Fandom had an exciting announcement.

new article for fans of very, very, very hot phones

Residents at Glenbrook Retirement were advised that the upcoming Firefly reunion would be broadcast on the common room’s big TV.

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I hurt my own feelings writing this for @PaletteSwapMag

@SpearedPage thank you!!!!

@asterios Congratulations, Mr. & Mrs. GrumbleBee ❤️

🐧

*watching Popeye* Ohhh shit he’s got the spinach

@AmorusF thank you!!

@asterios Congratulations you two.

@LobsterMag wedding itself!! the photos are finally done i owe you a text sorry!!!

@asterios Was this the wedding or honey moon?

@ZwickTheEditor DON’T MOG ME FEMOIDS ARE WATCHING

@asterios Sadly, I can't roller skate. I can only rollerblade. 🥺

remember, kids: never try

@Jamiedaughter .................i know ☹️

@asterios I thought boomers were handed a pair of roller skates (and lawn darts) when they exited the womb - then they were handed a pack of cigarettes and told to go outside and play until they've sucked all the wealth out of the country. You should be better at this!