Keith Watts

I accidentally wore a red shirt to target… Long story short, I’m covering for Lisa this weekend.

Sorry for the inconvenience but I will be dead till Sunday Have a nice weekend Love J

@OHLIceDogs Can we get an F in the chat...

On the PK:( #DogCountry

@OHLIceDogs @Jack_Astors It's almost painful to watch. Hoping the boys can come back from it

Ready to reset. Niagara IceDogs x @Jack_Astors #DogCountry

I didn't know the Flint Firebirds were playing Owen Sound at Meridian Centre tonight...

@OHLIceDogs Too late to ask for a refund? What the hell is going on on the ice tonight?

Well, that's four for Barrie😭 4-0 Colts #DogCountry

Niagara weather: #onwx #onstorm

We are aware of an incident involving Air Canada Express flight 8646 operated by Jazz Aviation LP (Jazz) from Montreal to New York LaGuardia on Mar. 22, 2026. See Jazz’s press release here. Jazz will provide updates as more details become available: flyjazz.mediaroom.com/2026-03-23-Jaz…

@610CKTB He didn't die. He just took a break from Earth to hunt down Death.

BREAKING | Chuck Norris, martial arts master and actor whose toughness became internet lore, dies at 86.

Chuck Norris didn't die. Death just Chuck'd. RIP #ChuckNorris

@PopBase Lies! Chuck Norris didn't die. The hospital did.

Chuck Norris has died at the age of 86, TMZ reports. He was recently reported to have been transported to hospital for a medical emergency. (tmz.com/2026/03/20/chu…)

When you have an 'I hate my job' day, try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section & purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and then remove the thermometer and place it on a flat surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

The stock market waiting to open on Monday

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

Hey @fordnation, a 14 week vacation is "not a God-given right to take taxpayers’ money. It’s a God-given right to" get back in your office and represent and listen to the people you were elected to. Stop weaving baskets in Muskoka.

@siomoCTV All of Canada, right now

As I said

@AnthonyFarnell They can keep it. I'll keep the +4 and scattered light showers here in Welland.

Wondering where the cold air went? Look no further than Cambridge Bay, Nunavut. The Wind Chill is actually up from -65 earlier this morning.

Sheet music is just a music recipe...

@Montreal Never been, but definitely on my bucket list. I hear the culture and food are unmatched

we follow anyone who gives us a compliment

#SuperBowl this and Super Bowl that. But what about my bowl? It's been empty for 30 minutes! Fill it!!!