Fart dog

@winthornegary @Phoenix2A_1980s If everyone had sprinkler systems, they'd never call the fire dept.

@Phoenix2A_1980s Career firefighter here… I have never seen a sprinkler system inside a house. What the actual fuck is going on

When you hire the 3 guys you found in front of a Home Depot to fix your sprinkler system:

@ThrillaRilla369 💯

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now? 🚘

@QueenAnticommie AI

I’m all for prepping, but-this is a little neurotic don’t you think 🤷‍♀️

@JebraFaushay Which butt is the best, front, back or side?

I'm sorry to deliver this news, but she won't date you, white men.

@BoilingCrude @TiffanyFong That's why Americans round up to 4....and a half.

@TiffanyFong 10cm reads better than 3.937" I'm flying to Japan

Japan needs you.

@ElonReeves4dzx @elonmusk nah

@backerm2 @elonmusk Do you think we could colonize mars in our lifetime ?

Another one

@BlackIshgvm @KC99SR @elonmusk A pardon doesn't release them, idiot. It doesn't even necessarily reduce their sentence. 🙄

@KC99SR @elonmusk The protesters aren’t Trump fault, but the release of them without properly vetting them is.

@TacoforFive1 @grey4626 @Ghostofcynthia pumpernickel

I’m making this sourdough soon and this will be for @grey4626 and @Ghostofcynthia! I just need to figure out how to make it black!

Guy unscrews himself! #machinery #construction #excavator #tiktok #meme youtube.com/shorts/xqhCn4N… via @YouTube

@ImMeme0 I don’t wanna hear one more person try to tell me that aliens don’t get federal benefits! 😡

Woman in New York is boasting that she picked up her EBT card and is going to eat on “Mamdani’s dime.”

Aussies are right to the point with their road signs.

@MarieIsabellaB Oh good, looks like Americans aren't the only idiots.

There are some women that give us all a bad name😳🤦‍♀️

@SteCK1878 I do, white, yellow, red, green. Give me onions and they will be gone.

Apparently, this is how you get 2.5million impressions on your post so I’m trying it. 😂😂🙄 Do you like onions?

Absolutely terrifying. Hope the poor woman was ok. 😂

@logotrix @CherokeeOwl @AngelMD1103 nah, you're irrelevant at this point. Facts seem to roll off your brains.

@backerm2 @CherokeeOwl @AngelMD1103 That's completely irrelevant.

This escalated FAST… A customer tried to return a $3,000 item at Best Buy, but the cashier refused, and things quickly turned tense. Situations like this can go from calm to confrontational in seconds, especially when big money is involved. Who do you think is actually in the wrong here, the customer or the store? And should stores be more flexible with returns on expensive items?

@logotrix @CherokeeOwl @AngelMD1103 If the moron paid with his debit card, he'd probably be able to get a refund back, but it still takes 2 days for EFT's

@backerm2 @CherokeeOwl @AngelMD1103 The point is when you buy an item and return it, there's a promise to refund your money and not offer a gift card as a refund. They are obviously holding the funds because guess what? Money makes money when it's sitting in the bank.

@SteCK1878 @canderson93 @dom_lucre Found him

@canderson93 @dom_lucre You might be right! 😂😂

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Balenciaga is going viral after selling this handbag for $1790.

@logotrix @CherokeeOwl @AngelMD1103 I buy them all the time. I bought a $500 Home Depot card for $470. Free money

@backerm2 @CherokeeOwl @AngelMD1103 Wtf would anyone buy a gift card?