eraser foal 🎀💝🎁🎙️🎤

babe no you dont understand i gotta watch the girls lifting videos to learn the form bc if i watch boys lift my weewee gets hard and i pass out

How it feels reading a book with some crazy long description of how he said it and what emotions he went through, when “he said” would have sufficed.

@kayteterry love u roxy

You guys want to see a murder?

thinking about her rn

You only get hotter after a breakup if you won the breakup

need a shawty with mystical elf humeral length

tfw tryna find the bathroom at the club

WHAT A TOUGHT GUY ❕ You've closed this case completely.

those turtles do way more for new york city than spider-man ever has

homegirl said if she ever gets a divorce she's telling him i built all his gundams for him and not her. evil woman, why we're friends is obvious.

they think i don't know ball AND THEY ARE CORRECT so idk why they include me sm

single so no one can tell me i cant get my fingers tattooed in my kitchen at ten pm

I want a hot dog

hell fuckin' YEAH that's that good shit right there dawg

@sapphirecyan333 feed me daddy

Artisinal toddler dinner

idk if anyone is picking up what i'm putting down but the men in ken russell films are such gender goals for me it's crazy

they didn't spread hannibal's cheeks enough in this show fr

Bite

one week before dating

the IQ tell of people firing off "skill issue" in a thread that's specifically about levels in games that filtered out casuals. yes, dumbass, we are aware.

your mom