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brian beavvers
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I pray that your years go up, & I wish you the best in your hobbies🦋 🦌 #2💛#24💜 #NBN
Ferndale, MI شامل ہوئے Mart 2011
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squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.
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My tall friend trying to console me after both girls wanted him during the two man
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@loutheworst @freetheguilty You don’t think one of Drake’s top riders has porn brain too?
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@freetheguilty Porn brain. You see women and immediately sexualize them, learn to be normal.
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This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?
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Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own
Bambulu@Bqmbulu
What’s the harshest truth every young man must eventually learn?
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I wasn’t outside for Young Sheldon but these twitter rips? Man that young man is a hoot!
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Shoutout to cable re-runs coming back in the form of low quality copyright dodging twitter videos of 1/2 of a summary of the plot of episodes of ABC, NBC, & CBS classics
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Almost just bought a “boats & hoes” shirt off the tiktok shop at 8:33 am, i gotta call my therapist
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@parti_king Another Ray J homoerotic crash out has hit the towers sir @prettygordito
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@grovymango The amount of power in this tweet doesn’t match how little words you used
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@BENZOTOOIE @robbiegoodwin Shitting on the concept of new comedy being platformed because you don’t like someone you’ve never met before is so cool & sexy
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@robbiegoodwin I’m sure it’ll play out exactly as he hopes.
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So did Tim Heidecker ever do a follow up to that Infowars thing?
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Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more
Acyn@Acyn
Jaxson Dart: I'm grateful, I'm honored, I'm pleasured to introduce the 45th and 47th president of the United States of America, President Donald J. Trump.
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Death Note remake with me but it’s just Ryuk following me around reminding me how long I haven’t texted people back and if it gets long enough I write their name in the book because that’s more palatable than responding back a month later
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@jpegmafia Love you but if you’re gonna do double time triplet flow for half the album you gotta mix your shit to be more audible. You did the same thing on STH and had to change the mix on Lean Beef Patty when it dropped.
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@duckedtfoffff I think Baby & Offset deadass got a rare Atlanta strain of gambling addiction
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After the dice game on Adin Ross’ stream, one of Lil Baby’s friends scammed BenDaDonn and Jay Cinco for $5,000, causing things to get heated fast. Ben started pressing Lil Baby over the money, and the situation turned into a fight
“Where the money at? Stop playin with me.”
"You ain’t gonna die about it, so stfu"
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