bianca jay

There are only two sexes? You mean juicy and dry?

Why did I never know this. why is PAXTON there

@knitntherapist @courtneymilan @songlin221 If it imploded, they belong to the Ages

@courtneymilan @songlin221 In that tin can they’ll be some very well preserved fish food.

In the finale, guests are filling baskets with cats for Angela at her wedding to Dwight; I never connected that visual gag with the fact that, on Schrute’s farm, Angela can finally have as many cats as she has always wanted: some inordinate, exponentially increasing amount

@sqiouyilu @bdfmpod I’m realizing we just call everyone either too fat or too skinny 😂 there’s no in between because it’s really just a placeholder insult-slash-protection spell, lmao

@sqiouyilu @bdfmpod wow I missed this tweet initially! Amazing 🤩

sometimes I remember that I come from a naming tradition where it’s taboo to give a flattering nickname, you have to give kids unflattering nicknames so monsters & demons will pass them over which is why I’m “ani dog” and my little brother is “second dog”

@sqiouyilu ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

bf is also going out to buy a whole bunch of gatorade for me so that should help with hydration

well my boyfriend surprised me by coming over when I was still at urgent care and making my bed for me and tidying a bit which was a relief, I was expecting to just come home to a messy room and cry by myself

The best way to cut carbs is with a bread knife probably

If no one else has explained it to you, we’re not voting TO strike, we’re voting to AUTHORIZE the national board to call a strike if necessary. It may well be accurate to say that the more members who vote to *authorize* a strike, the less likely there is to *be* a strike.

Latin@ parents! I want to see something. When your baby was born, did they have THE birthmark? If so, does it still become visible when they get angry?

I was fortunate enough to get a private screening of the film, Killers of the Flower Moon earlier this month. Having been marginally released from my NDA with the premiere of the film today at Cannes, I have a few thoughts.

Also how are child beauty queens not drag performers. Plz explain. Because they’re not women and they’re dressing up like women.

@FlatEartherKitt I began putting in money to my first 401K one month ago at the age of 36

if you’re between 30-39, how much do you have saved for retirement

(This was about ants and frogs and such, I think she gets that red foxes and orangutans aren’t that kinda red)

I was trying to explain how an animal who eats the wrong animal can be poisoned so it’s like a safety signal but she was like “so you eliminate the red ones with extreme prejudice ok”

I told my kid that, in nature, red can often be a signal that an animal has venom, and that it means “stay away”, and she immediately replied “no, red means KILL IT”, and from the predator perspective she’s so right

union workers supporting union workers (@IATSE member at a @WGAEast strike (photo taken by a @nyguild member))

@Sh1ptoast @christapeterso It depends on where. The restaurant I work at splits tips between everybody on shift at the time; we get those DoorDash $2s in our tips

@christapeterso The money 100% does not go to the employees

Why would I do this

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but some people pee every time they poop and some people can separate poops from peeing, and when you are one type you often don’t realize there’s another type

The Age of Pleasure. 6/9. janellemonae.lnk.to/TAOP