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@ArtCandee Bourbon?

Pete Hegseth usually posts and reposts a lot. Why's he so quiet today, I wonder? 🤔

@DrNeilStone I turned green

The amount of vicious hate I get on this site is just absolutely off the scale.

@StephenKing @AntiToxicPeople I think it’s time for a parody book? Clearly horror

Trump is so idiotic it is beyond description even for the guy who wrote PET SEMATARY and MISERY. I can’t even.

@JesusChryslerII It’s cool

Make it happen

@theliamnissan Donny RAM

I love how Elon can't ban me because it would cause such an uproar. Besides, I'd just come back as Camry Diaz™ or Tom Celica™

@theliamnissan Thanks for helping MAGA see how stupid they can be

If you're going through a tough time, I'll talk to anybody. You don't have to subscribe to me. Shoot me a DM. Suicide is never the answer.

@WilliamShatner @NASA 😂

Hey @NASA 🤔 Did you tell the #ArtemisII crew to jiggle the handle? 👉🏻🚽 That usually works for me. 🤷🏼😉

I think this is the dream for MAGA

@DrNeilStone Frisbees in space 😂

Some people are convinced that the moon landings were fake and that human beings have never left this flat Earth of ours...

Americans are finally seeing Trump for what he is — someone using the office to get rich. The tide is turning. New episode with @KenBurns out now.

@MichaelBennet I will settle for more time in prison for her hopefully making her a martyr for voting delusion republicans

Tina Peters is a felon who tampered with election machines, sowed distrust with our system, and undermined our democracy. She was convicted by a jury of her peers, and no matter the resentence, we will never let her near our election systems again. apnews.com/article/tina-p…

@magachrchpastr @NukeTac114 That vjj did a number on his head

@NukeTac114 He could never wrest the title of Valedictorian out of my hands. Loser!

Sweet mother of MAGAjeebus: I missed a Star a trek episode OR is this guy a 2yr unaccredited bible college graduate ? @magachrchpastr

@FfaceVonFstick @liz_churchill10 Diaper sniper “art of the shart”

@liz_churchill10 The only nukes Trump drops are the ones in his diaper.

CORRUPTION NUKE DROPPED: “I’m going to read to you some of the names” -President Trump announced a press conference…for TODAY…to NAME NAMES on the BILLIONS in taxpayer cash wasted with kickbacks and dirty deals. Thanks DOGE for blowing the lid off the swamp…

@bushontheradio Crates of Chinese finger puzzles?

What will the crew of Artemis 2 find on the dark side of the moon?

@Scaramucci That’s so mooch!

There is some disinformation out there that I think we need to clear up: Pam Bondi lasted exactly 39.7 Scaramuccis. To suggest a lower number I think it’s unfair to her incredibly long tenure. She deserves a gold watch!

@fuckeveryword I’m green

fucking clowns

@RepJackKimble 😂

Donald Trump is the Steely Dan of Presidents and this term is his Goucho.

@AwesomeNewsom 😂

NOW THAT PAM BONDI HAS BEEN FIRED FROM THE DUMBEST CULT ON EARTH, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFERING PAM A JOB. ASSUMING SHE DOESN'T GO TO JAIL, SHE CAN WORK IN MY OFFICE OF "TELL US EVERYTHING YOU SAW IN THE EPSTEIN FILES." I ALSO INVITE PAM TO APPEAR IN MY NEW ADVERTISEMENT, "I SOLD MY SOUL TO FAT SATAN AND NOW WILL FOREVER HAVE HIS STENCH OF WEAKNESS, TREASON, AND BEDPANS." THANK YOU. --GCN

@theliamnissan Using Nebraska corn to make fuel is seriously stupid

The thing about space travel in general, i.e. a mission to Mars is that I think we should spend our time and resources cleaning up pollution on our own planet first. We were given a planet perfectly suited for human life and strip-mining Nebraska for titanium deposits is dumb.