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@PaulleyTicks Zorched!!!!!

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired.

@magachrchpastr I’m getting notes of Oak and Methodist .

Parents, just another reminder that if you let your kids have Easter eggs or candy it's like worshipping the devil or maybe being an atheist or Catholic. This is literally what we're fighting against in Iran🙏🇺🇸

@magachrchpastr @atrupar Huzzah!!! Bring the new wine, fatted calf and so forth…This is MAGA!!!

@atrupar There's never been a better time to be a waiter! This is what I voted for!!!

Hassett: "Last night, I was in a restaurant and I asked every waiter, 'How much money did you make?' now that they're doing their taxes because of the no tax on tips. The lowest answer was $3,000 and the highest was $10,000. This is really an economy that can't be slowed down."

@IballsInah @ABridgen Dumb$hit MAGA NONSENSE. Did we create chemtrails in 1940 with the B17 bomber? Just plane dumb.

@ABridgen Andrew, chemtrails don't exist. You are a raving lunatic, and you need psychiatric help. Or a science tutor. Preferably both.

Chemtrails in fast motion! Anyone who, after watching this video, still claims with conviction that these are only contrails, is closing their eyes and simply doesn't want to see it! Please watch and share Source: Confidential Secrets

@CattardSlim WINNING!

You've got to remember that Maga has been convinced that: Education is bad Billionaires shouldn't pay taxes Trump is the only truth teller & that they're in a SPECIAL club for winners 😂

@magachrchpastr Losers make us Winners. MAGAjeebus said that in RED letters!

@NukeTac114 He could never wrest the title of Valedictorian out of my hands. Loser!

Sweet mother of MAGAjeebus: I missed a Star a trek episode OR is this guy a 2yr unaccredited bible college graduate ? @magachrchpastr

@GoldenWing2022 @marklevinshow They’re coming after you useless troll bot grifters.

PERFECT SPEECH

@Ukrainian_Art_ Goodness. Please seek some help.

Friends, I just started to recover after a month of weakness when I fell ill again. When illness takes away the opportunity to work and create something with my own hands, it seems like an endless black streak. My hands drop. Take care of yourself, because health is the only thing that cannot be put on pause. 🤒🌧️

@magachrchpastr @mtracey Salem Media is to Christ as New Coke was to Coca Cola.

Finish the job, Mister President. For Charlie.

@magachrchpastr @infolibnews Franklin Graham bobble heads and some spoiled holy water available in the lobby for $29.99

@infolibnews “You also tell us to love our enemies, but we don’t think you were really serious about that part”

Franklin Graham: "Let us pray… Father, you tell us in the Book of Esther that the Persians—the Iranians—were wanting to kill every Jew…and do it all in one day…" "Today, the Iranians—the wicked regime of this govt—wants to kill every Jew and destroy them with an atomic fire, but you have raised up Pres. Trump."

@MeidasTouch IN OTHER WORDS…perfect for the 4x4 Natty Light low info MAGA crowd on Fxx News

Trump’s speech was strange, low energy, and completely devoid of any real purpose. He regurgitated the same lies he’s been pushing about the war, offered zero clarity, and sounded unhinged. He openly threatened what amount to war crimes, casually suggested the Strait would just open up on its own, and slurred his way through the remarks. It’s unclear who that speech was even meant to persuade.

@magachrchpastr Methodist .

I accidentally sat next to a Leftist on a couch for two hours yesterday (presumably vaxxed and Atheist and/or Methodist) and am still unwell 24 hours later🙏🇺🇸

@MrsPatmore2022 @FellaLeeds Bring the Heat!!!

@FellaLeeds Beautiful

Ukraine ain't stopping until that's a pile molten scrap 🤣🤣

@Ukrainian_Art_ Endorsed! Please support!

Friends, as you know, I was recently forced to close my Etsy shop. Unfortunately, because of this, there are almost no orders now. ​I continue to create jewelry, and all the current availability and prices are now here, on my Instagram: instagram.com/ukrainian_jewe… ​You can order or ask a question by simply writing to me in a private message (DM)📩 ​Thank you to everyone who supports small Ukrainian brands at this time! Your every order or even a like now has a huge meaning.💙💛🫂

@PaulRieckhoff Tell me wanker how prez is going to address this ? Let some undergarment sniffing stooge do it that’s how. Because the 4x4 cap flipped morons could only care about 2$ gas or diesel. Idiot.

The president should address this and share as soon as a cause is known. It’s one of countless possible targets in this country that are dangerously vulnerable to attack.

@magachrchpastr @TrevorSheatz Could happen. I hope we don’t run into her at the DG or the Tastee Freeze.

@TrevorSheatz This a tweet in which Trevor Sheatz the bed.

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

Fellas, I recorded a lot of Kremlin-pushed Russian footage tonight, and I think not only most of you, but also a lot of intelligence agencies, should see it… but the problem is my visibility is low. So can I ask all of you to boost my posts tomorrow? I promised myself I’d go to bed before midnight (1 minute left!) so it’ll have to wait until tomorrow. 😕 Good night, darlings! If you see me posting comments after midnight, please shame me for breaking a promise to myself.

When you learned to stand at your kindergarten recitals.

@magachrchpastr Herd immunity!

Looking forward to our Men's gathering at church on Saturday. We'll shoot guns on the back lawn, enjoy bacon fried in beef tallow, and hear a special message from Pete Hegseth on how to have a successful godly marriage. Invite a friend!🙏🇺🇸