Brian

If the USMNT beat England we’re officially changing the name to “soccer.”

@JesseCohenInv Everything’s in free fall

🚨🇺🇸 Restaurant stocks are in freefall. What happened to the US consumer?

@RaiderAntonioJ Idk, wasn’t his fault today

@brianmichaelf He sucks

Matt Turner is the only reason this isn’t 8-1, but he’ll still get blamed unfortunately

At this point th only thing that will make me feel better about today’s result is if Mexico loses 6-2 to Portugal.

@Aoudad @FOXSoccer We certainly couldn’t hold a formation. We got absolutely smoked down the wings too

@brianmichaelf @FOXSoccer This. It’s simple but 100% chaos for mids/defenders and it was clear the US couldn’t hold a formation

What happened in Atlanta? 🇺🇸🇧🇪

@stepfanie They’re bored on a Saturday with no plans

So what, exactly, are you retards protesting then

@Stevinho21 I love your optimism, and i hope you’re right!

@brianmichaelf Yep. But we should still make the knockouts. Our result against Turkey will determine if we get a beatable round of 32. After that, we’ll need someone to step up and be special in the round of 16. Then in the Quarters we’ll need a red card and maybe a penalty or 2

@Stevinho21 We’re in trouble, period.

@brianmichaelf If you're doing hypothetical goals than the score should be 8-6. We're in trouble against Turkey if he's our keeper. None of keepers are any good, may as well start Kochen

@ManagerTactical @chrisnwoolson There are no coincidences

Roldan came in and the USMNT 🇺🇸 conceded 2 goals. Coincidence?

Our best player being the “worst performer” in the first half only makes me more bullish on a strong second half showing

@Stevinho21 Loooool

“Johnny Cardoso is the best American player at Atlético.” Oh yeah? C’mon. This is like my mom saying I’m her favorite son. *I’m her only son

@ChelseaFCSkye @PitchsidePub Looking out for the shorts is low-key a good tip 😂

@PitchsidePub @brianmichaelf The shorts, use the shorts

This white jerseys vs white jerseys is an a absolute eyesore #USMNT

@USMNT @ussoccer @HomeDepot Let’s go boys 🇺🇸🇺🇸

🍑 ATL XI 🇺🇸 #USMNT x The @HomeDepot

@BritHugoboom I’ve found it to be roughly around Mother’s Day

When does the weather in NYC start to get nice?

@sircalebhammer Oh no, down 7%! We’re all doomed!

Young people have dreamed for moments such as these.

@nypost @TexasEx10 Obviously

Purdue may have gotten away with a foul on game-winning basket in wild March Madness scene trib.al/3sc5N7J

@d_gilz SpaceX IPO is the only thing that can save this market

They want to shove out the SpaceX IPO into this market lmfaoooo

TKR = Flop master