bug✨ceo of cole nation

okay well i’ll have to think about this one

@nevesbians i didn’t even know there was an rdr twitter but huh

i’m not rlly on rdrtwt i just kinda tweet about the game… but damn this pearl person is a problem holy shit

fucking tuberculosis having motherfucker he thinks he’s john keats or some shit

does this motherfucker have tuberculosis

i’ve read john keats i know tuberculosis

@nevesbians oh damn it… i’ll have to do it again

@bugbugbugg oh nooooo… he’ll be ok

playing rdr2 for the first time, what’s the button to call sadie mommy

@nevesbians instructions unclear i “accidentally” shot bill point blank in the chest

@bugbugbugg if u look to the left of the screen and squint it should be there ❤️

who said that

how do i overthrow dutch and put sadie in charge instead

i catch like 1 fish at a time and then i go do something else

u know im trying to get that 100% in rdr2 but jesus fuck fishing is BORING AS HELL

also i wish i could tell all the train passengers that im not robbing them im just trying to shoot birds out of the sky LMAOO

does anyone have any tips for the “3 throwing knife kills in 10 seconds” because i consider myself pretty good at this game and can’t get that stupid challenge

i think i’ve gotten 2 and only hit the 3rd and it was 3 innocent people all sitting very close to each other

@staticisntabird characters who are too young and/or not wanting the position at all are so fun

@bugbugbugg Leaving was almost being killed by a frost troll when she was 10. But yeah, she can become thane, own property and adopt children. Why not just make her high queen while you're at it?! (Characters that are definitely not old enough to be in the positions of power they end up in

my inquisitor who romances cole is 20 years old for several reasons but mainly so her and cole are the same age (obviously there’s some weirdness there with spirits but not getting into it now) but it’s just very funny to imagine an inquisitor who is barely an adult

@staticisntabird that kicks so much ass i would trust her with my life

@bugbugbugg Is this lIke my skyrim character who is 19? Girl ends up in charge of a whole lot of powerful groups for someone who is a teenager (and who is pretty much always gonna be 19. I dont care if a year or ten have passed in game, Aggie is 19). Girl was raised on a mountain by a group

chekhov’s crossbow: if someone gets a crossbow pointed at them they’re probably going to die via crossbow

i respect those trying to watch hotd without spoilers but their foreshadowing isn’t exactly subtle yall. i have read none of the books and still caught this immediately

@haimatochares tbh the way healy reacts to it i really thought he actually did have an ankle gun and was acting like he didn’t. like the “who told you i have an ankle gun” just seemed like healy was lying

why was march even dreaming about healy having an ankle gun. that's so specific. what a freak.

@elliotecstasy i kinda knew some shit went down bc one of my students wrote abt the game but i don’t know specifics and avoiding spoilers (for an 8 year old game lmao)

why is my mission objective to “protect sadie” when she has repeatedly made it extremely clear that she does not need me to protect her