Farmer Buzz

@Lauren_83_ Oh shit!!!!!!!

@Lauren_83_ That looks a headache in a glass 12 hours later

@Amalgamyte_VT The dazed look is there because he’s day dreaming about s*****g a goat 🐐

This look. This look right here. The slightly open mouth, coupled with the glaring eyes, demonstrating the lack of comprehension as to why he's being yelled at to stop. But that's because he can only understand one thing in this moment, and that is anger for being forced to stop

@garrett_wolf3 Nice truck though 👍

Probably shouldn’t have parked there.

@GLB_88 With that much garlic……

Men a little bit sick act pathetic, yes you do! The human race would be extinct if they had to give birth! I said what I said! Wanna fight?

@coopuk @SportingNest Still no single use bags @coopuk

@SportingNest Hi, I'm sorry to hear this. Please can you confirm the store postcode? We'll get this fed back to the relevant teams for you. ^Alannah

.@coopuk On your tills you still have the 3 second countdown timer after a shopper has paid in which they can touch the screen for a receipt. I think this is too short a time - for disabled and elderly people they will not often be able to react in time.

@GriftReport Dirty scumbags!!!

Birmingham "locals" spit roast an "animal" on the side of the road ....did it go "woof woof" or did it go "meow meow" ?

@Lauren_83_ It all tells a story, just not in order, like twister.

@Lauren_83_ Like a human etch-a-sketch 😂

@chillibean2018 @Sunflowers It could be more Pirates 🏴‍☠️ 🦜

Captain Leonie at the helm ⚓ I feel a Celine Dion song coming on. 🚢 #TeamLeonie @sunflowers 🌻❤️ #ClavertLakes I hope she's not off to the Strait of Hormuz to get some oil. 🤣

@agricontract Top concrete tip : If you set your finished concrete level with a laser, then every couple of metres transfer it to the wall marking with a pencil. Then get a chalk line and ping lines through your mark, it gives you a visual aid to work too when you’re levelling

VOLUME WASHING IS THE FUTURE#AnswerAsAPercent 2216 youtu.be/luK_OBza1Ig

@lauralime93 Don’t forget the run up so it gets a better impact

Life just continues kicking you in the balls doesn't it. 🤦‍♀️

@Lauren_83_ As you’re a running machine now, you thought about joining a running club. All the rage down here, in a group matched to your ability, socials etc. Pissing every car driver off because they think the own the fuckin road 🙄

@MrsFrancescaStu No one talks to me on here, sooooo……..

Maybe there is some hope then

@LangmanVince With all the hype about MND, has no one learnt

I hope a chiropractor sponsored this insane sporting event 🤣🤣🤣

@TinkerCunt_ WEEEENEEEER!!!!

Tiny dick humiliation is by far the most popular weird request in my dms. Mad isn't it? I don't get it at all 🤔😂

@MaitlandKelly1 Judging by the guttering something isn’t level lol

Our new French home. It’ll take time to make it our own. I’ll need a man with a van to remove some of the rubbish that’s been left in the garden. I’ll get round to it 😁🇫🇷

@alliewillie38 Aren’t you a fuckin delight

@buzz_farmer What a way with words.

I had a visitor earlier 🥰😍♥️

@_hlouise They are dog shit to be fair 🙄