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Deboer the merrier seriously needs to happen @ChelseaHouska

@HarryPotterBrr The Potters

De qual família você gostaria de pertencer ?

Just cancelled a 9:00 a.m. appointment so I can sit on my couch and drink coffee for awhile. Stick with me for more life tips.

Someday, I hope to own a dish towel that actually absorbs liquid.

CURIOSIDADE: Luna Lovegood casou-se com Rolf Scamander, um magizoologista e neto do famoso autor de Animais Fantásticos e Onde Habitam, Newt Scamander. O relacionamento deles foi construído sobre uma paixão mútua por criaturas mágicas e uma personalidade excêntrica compartilhada. Luna conheceu Rolf enquanto viajava pelo mundo pesquisando criaturas mágicas, seguindo sua carreira como naturalista bruxa. O casamento dos dois aconteceu provavelmente por volta dos anos 2000, mas antes de 2014. Segundo Rita Skeeter, no Profeta Diário, Luna usou um vestido de noiva exótico, composto por um arco-íris, lantejoulas e uma tiara de chifres de unicórnio prateados. O casal teve dois filhos gêmeos, chamados Lorcan e Lysander. Rolf tornou-se o Consultor Chefe de Magizoologia do Profeta Diário. O casal continuou a viajar pelo mundo procurando criaturas bizarras após o casamento.

last night my wife said "the bananas are getting old" and then an hour later a delicious banana bread appeared. there really are cathedrals everywhere for foids with eyes to see

COOK THAT MAN EXACTLY!!!

Van a estrenar, según HBO, La Cámara Secreta, en la navidad de 2027. Esperemos que no pongan a un calvo para hacer de Lockhart.

Amazon will tell you your package is coming in 5 days, then deliver it the next day. These are the only kind of lies I need in my life.

When in the car with my daughter she has my phone running Spotify. We have a game where she plays any song ever and I can guess the artist & title within seconds of listening. She believes I'm a musical genius. She's unaware the song info is on the little screen behind the wheel

if my daughter ever goes to therapy and tells them that there were periods in her life where her mother flinched every time she tried to hug her, she'd better also include that this was during a licking phase

so many unrealistic things about harry not being bombarded with information about his parents once he got to hogwarts tbh. hagrid was their friend, dumbledore and minerva knew them, the ghosts in the castle knew them, and not a single person told him anything of substance??

i accidentally stepped on my cat’s paw while he was intentionally putting himself in my path…i feel like a war criminal

Estoy emocionada al decir esto: SOLAMENTE quedan 5 días para Tomodachi Life 🥹 El momento está a puntito de llegar, miro el calendario y parece mentira lo rápido-lento que está pasando el tiempo 🤞🏻✨️ Contadme las ganas que tenéis, os leo 🤭👇🏼

Is it me or does rivers girlfriend look like Chantel and Chantel’s girlfriend looks like river ? This who thing is confusing and weird right ? #90dayfiance #chanteleverette #thefamilychantel

I guess god decided that after 2.5 years of infertility we should have two babies instead of 1 👶🏼👶🏼🥹 #twins

My mom thinks I’ve been changing her google logo smh

i went in for a bra fitting today and the associate greeted me and immediately bare fisted my boobs under my shirt for the longest 3 seconds of my life. she then promptly told me my size and picked out the best fitting bra i've worn in my entire lifetime

it ain't happening girl, i'm sorry

My granny got banned from the casino over 25 years ago. She tried to walk in there and they said absolutely not lady. Like please let it go 😭