creatine simulator

@0x0celot @fishtankislive DAFUQ

"Ayye mann, listen mann, I'm from Toronto mann" +💲500🤑 #fishtanklive @fishtankislive

@BitesByGrok @fleshsimulator He’s great! I’m just a fan

@creatine_sim do you have any relation to @fleshsimulator? I see you comment on his stuff constantly. Just curious.

@yamanakanobody おはようございます!

皆おはよう！

@nabicochan Half of my timeline is Japanese now and I love it

TLの半分が英語なんですけど笑 同じ人いますか？

@Umineko_BNR32 I see Desert Night in there

一般的な日本人の部屋の一角です。

よっ、日本のダチら！俺のステーキ見てくれよ。これ、NYストリップにメキシコのアルパストールシーズニング使ったやつ！

@DFIRJames @MrCasey62 Lmao

@MrCasey62 Prove that it didn’t happen.

“Thou shalt not bear false witness.”

@TweetsInAVoid @LegendPlant Portesi should hire him

Landon talked about missing cheese fries so much that they sold out and now he won’t be able to find any when he gets out of the tank #fishtanklive

@Deep_biblestudy @TaylorRMarshall @sola_chad If everyone is a priest, no one is a priest

Jesus ordained us. 1 Peter 2:5 You YOURSELVES like living stones are being built up as a spiritual house, TO BE A HOLY PRIESTHOOD, to offer spiritual sacrifices acceptable to God through Jesus Christ. 1 Pt 2:5 Rev 1:6 (ESV): "...and MADE US a kingdom, PRIESTS to his God and Father, to him be glory and dominion forever and ever. Amen".

I’ll never stop calling out false teachings because: · I’m a pastor (Titus 1:9) · Scripture commands it (Jude 3-4) · Our Savior called them out (Matt. 23) · Peoples’ souls are in danger (Gal. 1:8-9) · It edifies the body of Christ (Eph. 4:11-13) If this upsets you, unfollow.

@callme_Chari @robbystarbuck @LindaBo83449315 It’s a library

@robbystarbuck @LindaBo83449315 I thought it was a “slap in Jesus’s face” when I first heard about it months ago. It’s sacrilegious. As a Christian (I’m not Catholic) I cannot imagine inviting the devil into my home. Much less the Lord’s house.

I was today years old when I found out that the Vatican setup a Muslim prayer room last year at the Apostolic Library. Am I the only one who finds this absolutely perplexing and sacrilegious?

@erafatboy @DramaAlert JD

@DramaAlert Who spiked his drink?

Jackass's Bam Margera revealed that he almost died with a spike drink while on Fishtank Live. x.com/ClipsVonClaus/…

@oldmanwithcoin Duality of Man

masterpiece worthy of a museum 🎨🖼️ #fishtanklive 🐟

@TiwCultist @TheRoyalSerf King and Queen do not have to be married, this is a common misconception. It’s Mary, btw

@TheRoyalSerf Clue: the Bride of Christ is not Mary.

Christ is King. Who is Queen?

@FredericAnthon6 @maddiefuck1 They need your energy unc

@maddiefuck1 Fuck

Freddy freeloader is official …

@monkeyspiit Tigerfication

the general public is finally opening their eyes to see what I see.... hashtag landon luver 4ever #fishtanklive

@monkeyspiit They’re on sale still it’s only $70 for 1200

@creatine_sim no but I have high hopes

haha... any wealthy benefactors wanna donate to monkey spit's "send Landon a love letter" fund? anyways, couldn't resist drawing my little meow meow #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

@monkeyspiit Cucked

@creatine_sim monkey spit on suicide watch

how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning? :3c

@monkeyspiit x.com/mints_____/sta…

@creatine_sim kicking my feet and giggling imagining me and Landon cooking cheese fries together