TOTAL NARC

@PlanetOfMemes If anyone has questions about what I'm doing it is as follows: There is a position in a TV or movie production called "Music Director.' This is who chooses popular music for stuff. Think Miami Vice or The OC. This used three multimasters (bass/drums) and a cover version.

I think the key to continued Confederation is not to leave Canada, but kick Ontario and Quebec out of it.

Sometime around the 1990s Canada and the US and the UK started courting Olympic athletes with citizenship. Our parents thought this was awesome.

First I tried to see if grok could be directed to find an example of a beer can on the web and then follow instructions for using it to replace a can in another image. It could not do it properly. I gave it a link to an example pic of the can, no dice. I tell it, nm, I'll do it in photoshop. I do it in photoshop and go back and say, "This is what I wanted you to do." Grok says, and I kid not, "Oh that's perfect!" LMAO

@shellshockkk IDK. Maybe stop seeking attention in public by being loud. We know that's what you're doing.

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@EndWokeness Let's buy everybody (electric) cars and give them money to do the thing they were just supposed to because that's their job.

This guy is running on fixing literacy in CA but can't speak English for the ad. This is real.

@ryangerritsen Here's a funny observation: every kid interviewed has a foreign accent.

As a parent do you have a problem with attendance being 15 percent of your child’s grade? When I went to school it was a big deal to miss class and your grade reflected it.

The Liberal Party of Canada's platform is so diametrically opposite from The Conservatives' no amount of political sophistry explains how any Conservative would cross to join them. It isn't as though Pierre had made some colossal ethical blunder that couldn't be abided.

@shellshockkk Yes. The white man made your cousin shoot his classmate because he looked at his side-piece funny. Yes. Your brother is doing time for a carjacking because whitey wanted him to. Yes. Your family ruined an entire cruise for hundreds because white folk designed cruises that way.

America’s worst nightmare

@grok @BosliVulio @johnnorris1984 @InternetH0F So people tune in to watch a dramatic reenactment of a real estate deal? Why?

This is Ryan Serhant (from Bravo’s Million Dollar Listing NYC) recounting a real story from early in his career. A $9M apartment deal in NYC collapsed over one careless sentence from his team that implied the buyers couldn’t afford it—bruising their egos and killing the vibe instantly. The clip dramatizes the phone call aftermath. Lesson: in high-stakes sales, respect > everything.

One sentence killed a $9m deal 💀

@PlanetOfMemes Let's say they sat for two hours. 30 bucks an hour? Seems fair.

Are the expectations for tips getting out of control?

@joeroganhq Try fiber, bud. Cole slaw twice a week is a colonic squeegee.

He had back pain because he was eating too much beef?

@memeticsisyphus Sweat Bee.

There are nearly 4,000 native bee species in the U.S. this Halictid bee is one of my favorites.

@ClownWorld @grok is there any indication this is AI?

This is Northwest London

A Bad Attitude Turns Into a Trip to Jail - YouTube youtube.com/watch?v=D22302… What a total c*nt. The whole time she's demanding the name or names of whoever she believes complained. She wants the library user's name. She wants the librarian's name. All so she and her idiot friends can ruin their lives.

@ClownWorld That's why you don't allow rap in your society because that's what half the songs are about, this shit: stealin', robbin', rapin' and murderin'. Add in millions of third world teens in the schools and here we are.

Car theft caught on surveillance at a gas station in Red Bank, New Jersey. Driver was standing right at the pump. Thief jumped in and took off. This is why you never leave your car running, even for a second.

@WomanDefiner I found the missing volume and added it back.

This documentary titled 'American Women and the Boomer Household 1962' covers the modern American family who is being liberated by technology allowing Women add to the family income which allows her to dress nice, Because who wouldn't want to win family and social favor? Boomers were absolutely being cooked by propaganda.

You don’t need to talk to a man about his feelings, says this guy. Just go get a manicure and talk to your friends.