Dan Bacula

Ohhh we’re economic cattle in the slaughterhouse of capitalism got it cool cool cool

@anthonysiraguse Sideways 2: Analog Ballyhoo

every movie has to be about a multiverse now. someone should make a movie about a weird little guy who sucks

@IdiotBrainGuy Minds are dumb, they mostly just get in the way

@richdamorejr This is the one where you said it but we were all thinking it

Ah fuck you guys.

@jamesmcorlett @POOPSCRUFFIN4U What are body bags if not brats kind of

@POOPSCRUFFIN4U Well when else should we be celebrating it?

Happy Memorial Day weekend everyone. Here in Madison Wisconsin we are celebrating Brat Fest lmao

@SuliMcCullough That new Wanda Sykes though

Sneakers are like comedy specials...something new always dropping...very few are actually special?

@mcallahan “Off-scale happiness”

Vonnegut immaculately explaining story telling also happens to be perfect stand up.

@michaelbsacks “Tenured” is great. It’s fun to think about how entertainers get tenured.

Wes Anderson films seem to fall in the U2 category: not great but we're forced to suck down the PR bullshit every time. It's like they're tenured or something. Like we have no choice.

@anylaurie16 As a lifelong Wisconsinite I’ll say that of all the people to be live-Tweeting from WI you are the best case scenario - thank you.

The guy sitting next to me is telling his date about child murderers in Wisconsin that are about to be released from juvvie and this is not the conversation I wanted to overhear at breakfast.

@FernBallew YEAHHH!!!

Clipz

Happy Friday y’all.

@PostDrunkLove Have you read Roald Dahl’s The Great Automatic Grammitizer?

GI Joe : Cobra :: CNN : Fox News Two organizations completely disconnected from civilians burning through money in explosive petty bickering making the world worse and worse Dueling mascots flooding the stadium in diarrhea

@michaelbsacks Remember that Roald Dahl story “The Great Automatic Grammatizator?” All this AI talk and I haven’t seen it brought up once…

Writers create worlds out of nothing. It’s magic. You try that, ya number crunchers. #wgastrike

@XVanFleet @IronballsMcGinT Leftism does not equate to communism and most historical implementations of communism have not actually been Marxist as they are extremely fascistic. To conflate these things is to parrot talking points designed to galvanize useless idiots

I think AI is attractive to whoever it is attractive to bc they’re the same ppl who hate all the parts of something that the writers love. CEO: “Siri - write me something to put between the commercials.” Siri: *sitcom*

@JenaFriedman Yet

@POOPSCRUFFIN4U Photo album herself, photo album her kids, photo album I wasn’t supposed to know about that I can’t unsee oh god my mom has LIVED

oh you love your mom? name three of her albums

@Eve6 I read a profile of him where they called him “recalcitrant.” So that was a big day.