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35 years since me and my old man sat in nearly the same spot, watching us beat QPR and I screamed “it’s 3-3 at Villa” as I listened to the radio on my headphones. We got to do it again. Finally.

Did we deserve to be 2-0 down? Yep Did we deserve to get it back to 2-2? Yep Did we deserve a draw? Probably Did Utd deserve to win? Just about Two terrible teams.

@D_Fens_Ghost Rough start to the day. Think I’d be having half a bottle of bourbon and a couple of codeine and hoping tomorrow could be better.

Not even 8am and I've already seen Sonia from EastEnders growler on my TL.

@rebekkarnold Went to Sharm a few weeks ago. If literally all you want is good hotel then the Pickalbatros Golf Hotel is spot on. Really good food, lovely rooms, everything you need for a family. And £5 taxi to either Soho Sq or Nama Bay.

Has anyone that follows me been to Hurghada in Egypt? I’m planning to go December/New Year with my children it’s not an adventurous one we just want a nice all inclusive on the beach good pools for the kids, looking for recommendations/opinions on what’s best.

@rebekkarnold “Ugly scenes nobody wants to see”. We absolutely want to see.

I bet they’re saying that’s not what you want to see, but it’s exactly what we want to see. 😂

@StokeyyG2 Please tell me I’m not the only person asking why the fook he’s taken a set of tongs in with him

These York City limbs from yesterday’s game are absolutely superb…👏🤣

Despite Alexander Isak scoring for Liverpool against Crystal Palace today, the message remains clear. Newcastle have no intention of selling Isak and any move to Liverpool will be blocked 🚫. [@LukeEdwardsTele]

@TheRedmenTV I mean. Was it even fucking in??

Not Liverpool related but that is WILD 🤯

One of the saddest and loneliest walks you will ever do is that from the vets when your dog has been put to sleep. Carrying the empty lead and collar, you then return to a house full of toys and with food bowls. It really is a devastating experience. RIP Ben 2007 to 2016.

@HoltChris Two of my best pals are city fans. They said this week “we’ve been to Wembley like 20 times, it’s devalued and expensive”.

I say it all the time but I hate this. City’s fans are mostly working class from Manchester, they were at Wembley a few weeks ago, they’re there every year, they go deep into CL every year. There’s only so much anyone can afford. The issue here is FA Cup semi finals at Wembley

Someone's altered Reform's opening times on Google 📷

Motd didn’t do this save enough justice. This angle shows how good it is.

Do people hate Arsenal that much that they want city to win?

Do var not tell ref to review that. Every other time a player does what Gabriel did it’s a red card

@xoAvaFalco @TouchlineX Halftime is 15 mins. Piss, pie, pint. It’s how the game has worked for 140 years. It works. It’s great. We don’t need Chris Martin whining and some shite light show.

@TouchlineX Good, show these euros how to put on a show

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: For the first time in history, The World Cup Final will have a halftime show. It will be organized by Chris Martin & Coldplay and could take up to 25 minutes.

@KevHorner @HighwaysYORKS Fixed!! Probably remembered to just turn it off and on again.

@HighwaysYORKS @dazzatate And still it’s closed………

@HighwaysYORKS when will the smart motorway be fixed and hard shoulder open for use on M62 westbound from J27-26? Been two weeks now and is causing massive delays on M621 and the roads around J27.

@KevHorner @HighwaysYORKS Of course. Why would they be interested in getting it fixed quick to reduce the pollution caused by the 3 mile queue up the M621………

All these people saying Ekitike won’t be same player again. Rubbish. I ruptured my achilles vs Southampton in 2019, last night I scored 5 at 5-a-side and absolutely ran the game from back to front. 💪💪

I also would not give a penalty if I was shown an empty box with no players in

I swear to fuck if he subs Isak at half time for Gakpo i’ll lose it