Daniel Benson

@CWStadium @Zohan_In_FL_ What time are Jelly Roll and Post Malone scheduled for?

@Zohan_In_FL_ as of right now the main acts will go on as scheduled.

WEATHER UPDATE 🚨 FOR THE SAFETY OF OUR STAFF, A SHELTER-IN-PLACE ORDER HAS BEEN ISSUED DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER.

NOT VOTING FOR KAMALA WILL NOT STOP THE GENOCIDE OF PALESTINIANS. YOUR CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR PROTEST VOTE IS FOOD FOR YOUR PRIVILEGE ALONE AND HELPS NO ONE AND NOTHING. PUT DOWN YOUR EGO, BUCK THE FUCK UP, VOTE DEMOCRAT AND DO YOUR GODDAMNED PATRIOTIC DUTY

Tim Walz has ZERO f*cks to give: “At McDonald's, he looks more like Ronald McDonald and Ronald wears less makeup. Everything about this guy is fake - next he's going to tell you he's a cop or construction worker because he dances to the Village People."

Wow. Everyone needs to see this new ad from Kamala Harris using Trump's own staffers against him.

The Vice President of the United States only has a few responsibilities. His or her most sacred responsibility is to certify the results of an election. JD Vance was asked about this tonight. And he failed the ultimate test.

@BarstoolBigCat Pretty sure you’re missing Florida State in the ass category

🚨 Big Cat’s NFL Computer Rankings 🚨 Week 1 Feel free to discuss but remember these are computer rankings based on advanced analytics and metrics

@SamyFarns @JonathanStout20 @ApathetikTurtle Honestly down for ME’s in May if it moves BI back to June. Also added bonus that it removes what would probably otherwise be another round of tryouts. Maybe hot take: you don’t need 3 rounds of closed tryouts to make cuts.

@JonathanStout20 @ApathetikTurtle I asked if we could push forward for next year and the offer I got was to move Mixed Easterns to the first weekend of May and BI to the first weekend of June which is... not good. My dream is to get back to that mid/late June date and I will bribe whoever I have to

@JasonTalerman I’m sorry Jay, they aren’t for me. 😅 I do agree the whites might look cool in person. I like the previous years designs. And I get the need for a sponsor but… idk. It’s a bit overpowering.

My 2024 UFA jerseys rankings* So much potential, not a lot of execution 😔😔😔 *I'd like to note I am willing to maybe change certain choices depending on the jersey IRL because the colors and weight of layers on mockups can be misleading/make or break some designs

@SamyFarns I’m impressed you managed to capture it, nonetheless that sucksssss

@dbenson29 Can't find a bite but was asleep and bites are small. That said bat is with the health dept and I'll have results monday

Health dept called to say unless they find rabies in the bat I'll be paying out of pocket for my first shot and that I should delay the future shots until they get back to me

@SamyFarns Also me in 2022:

@SamyFarns Classic US healthcare always so clear and helpful. 2 thumbs up, definitely no fixed needed. Works great

Thank you, Coach Belichick.

@SamyFarns The Kirkland Signature sweat still go hard tho

445 single from today. Not near what I wanted but I'm still injured and trying to be more honest with my body. My left quad can't brace without pain through the bottom of the lift currently so instead I focused on smoothing out the movement and evening out the lift

@SamyFarns Same! except I was awake until 1am last night and now I’m a sleepy sleepy boi

Boston pickup Goaltie wants me to become a morning person and its fucked up

Seeing this while actively stuck on a green line train because shit is broke is too real

@MBTA any reason we are standing by at Gilman sq for 15 minutes???

@SamyFarns 👀 is this in the open league or the mixed one? Just wanna know if I should be prepared with my shooter call or not 👀

Im 5 for 5 on the season

Throwing Dingers 🤝 Me at Wednesday League

@being_ulti I wanted to like this but then you ended it with 2 gross words.

If I drink enough tn, I will give a bunch of NFL takes, but if it doesnt happen, I'll leave you all with this Kirk cousins is never going to win a superbowl go birds