dec🤟

bf who drives gf who waves at the cows

Name a ‘Hear me out’ signing for Manchester United in the summer?

@biscuitbitch19 yeah I’m pretty sure it was a fancy one haha

@decmarsh11 Depends if it was a fancy one but a bog standard one…

Just paid £7.15 for strepsils why are we putting up with this

@biscuitbitch19 icl I rate it olive oil is a delicacy 😭😭 can’t imagine opening it tho on Christmas Day and thinking aye that’s class that cheers

@decmarsh11 Fucking olive oil hahahah sorry that’s dire 😭😭😭😭

@stew230181 @Muppetiers This is true. I’d probably give him a year contract with option of another year if he does well and go from there. Like you said there aren’t many options really. Enrique would’ve been brilliant but looks like he’s staying at PSG. Then you’ve got Iraiola,Nageslmann etc but risky

@Muppetiers But realistically who else can we get that you think there's a guarantee there. No one for me id probably give him a 2 yr deal to start with

The manager discourse next season under Carrick is going to be just as bad, if not worse than the last few years if United aren’t immediately winning and playing well. I’m really not looking forward to it. It’s already pretty wild to see the amount of vitriol around it.

@utdHarryy Wouldn’t mind Alex Scott either tbh

@utdHarryy Tchouameni or Anderson and M Fernandes/Baleba

Pick 3 midfielders for us to sign out of the players we’ve been linked too: Anderson Tonali Stiller Baleba Bruno Guimares Tchouameni Matheus Fernandes Joao Gomes Adam Wharton Alex Scott

drinking wine and listening to Elliot smith and Jeff Buckley lovely vibes

need Jake Gyllenhaal to lock in and start doing some serious movie roles again

@SaeedTV_ I honestly wouldn’t mind Iraola

I feel like a lot of Man Utd fans are excited by the name of Nagelsmann rather than his managerial credentials.

@HJJ92_ some player,great to see it with how football is going nowadays

Michael Olise. Wow

@TeleFootball He’s shite anyway😂 did the same at Everton,honestly don’t want man united going anywhere near him

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Gordon is keen to explore his options to leave Newcastle United in the summer as he looks to follow Alexander Isak out of the club. “It seems as though Gordon feels he has outgrown Newcastle and would like a new challenge as well as a large pay rise at a club competing regularly in the Champions League.” @LukeEdwardsTele has the full exclusive ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@plasandrunt @HerbertMkHughes @japp88 @Malachians Palace fan was a racist cunt,he deserved it👍

@HerbertMkHughes @japp88 @Malachians like United fans should be because the catalyst of your double win in 96 was a horrible scumbag who should never have been allowed on a footballl pitch after what he did to that Palace fan.

The FA extended Cantona’s ban too due to outside pressures. Christian Negouai from Manchester City was fined £2000.00 for missing a drug test, Rio Ferdinand was suspended for 8 months. They suspended Roy Keane twice for the same incident due to comments he made in his book. They hung Utd out to dry over the FA Cup withdrawal in 99 and let them take the blame despite pressuring Utd to play as they thought it would help in their 2006 World Cup. This is not new

me when I lie

@HJJ92_ Arsenal fans need to get a grip kicking off at Sky aswell because they can’t hack it. Acting like no other club receives the same treatment

Negative reactions to this bloke just shows how social media has made everyone allergic to having a laugh these days

@melanizzzle peak tv in the background

FAT

@biscuitbitch19 I actually hate living in this country. what is this timeline we’re in right now fuck Israel too

What 😄

@griptoalfie You’re fucked in the head.

must’ve needed a loan to do that