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@MZwolanek @madmup Daily cappy

@JoJoFromJerz Funny thing about being salaried. Sometimes the work day is over at 10 AM.

He’s never been “intoxicated on the job.” Why does it feel as though he’s splitting hairs here?

@atrupar Our country is literally being controlled right now by a man whose brain is a Magic Eight Ball.

Trump: "STATEMENT OF PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP: Based on the fact that the Government of Iran is seriously fractured, not unexpectedly so and, upon the request of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan, we have been asked to hold our Attack on the Country of Iran until such time as their leaders and representatives can come up with a unified proposal. I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able, and will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

@LABC222 Doug's mic drop attempt at the end might be the worst I've ever seen.

I gotta say, it’s nice to see DWillie getting the day he deserves. May justice roll like a river. 🙏

Hannah Doyle

The commentary on this is absolutely incredible 🔥🤣

I had my first follow-up this morning after open heart surgery and everything looks great. The only issue is they took my bandages off for the first time and I can see my chest incision is not perfectly centered. Time to go back and get this right.

@embosma Oh noooooo 😬

@eneevs Wow. That was an adventure. And not a fun one, either. Glad you were able to get it! I currently have a medication that was on auto-refill that I just realized is sitting in a Michigan pharmacy because that’s where I was when I needed it the last time. Ope. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Placed a pick-up order (12 items and several were doubles) for Bath and Body Works yesterday at 10:15am and it’s still not ready. It’s 6:30pm the next day and it’s not ready? Do I need to go and bag it up myself at this point? 🙃

@embosma My original script was a 3 day supply I stretched to 6 days. Me, how much if I pay and we don't run it through insurance. $25. Cool. We'll pick it up in 10 minutes. Finis

@embosma Please switch script to Pharmacy C. Pharmacy C calls. We have the script, but we cannot run it through your insurance because insurance is saying this is more than you should take in one week so you have to wait until a week goes by.

24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

@JadesSabre Exactly. To throw a punch is a push. To lighten the impact you would pull back.

@eneevs I’ve gotten that far! (I’m a few entried down the search results now 😂) I’m trying to figure out the mechanic or why it’s called that because I’m being excessively literal but just have zero hooks from which to hang the picture 😅 But… I think I found it?

Going off to google how one pulls a punch Sports metaphors

@atrupar Mr "I'm All About The Gospel

Trump on Joe Kent: “Who’s dumber, Tucker Carlson or Joe Kent? Kent, horribly, lost his wife. Her casket was being brought to Dover, although he married again, quite quickly, in my opinion. In any event … “

@aprilajoyr Pete is literally the kid kicking Napoleon saying, "Give me your tots."

Turn with me to the Book of Dynamite: And Napoleon said, "Tina, come get some Ham." Amen.

@uppityhobbit Very cool! I just woke up and I'm high on meds so at first I thought you were felting a cabbage.

First attempt at felting on a ball