ItsMeEmBee🐝
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ItsMeEmBee🐝
@embosma
SleepNumber 35, nearsighted -14.50/-14, bifid uvula, 2 ACL tears, introverted extrovert, tree nut allergy, Coke Zero, blood type B+, Swiftie, Go Detroit Sports!
Indiana, USA شامل ہوئے Haziran 2008
586 فالونگ459 فالوورز
@PrishaMosley @quachelsey Give me a cold Michigan winter over a hot Florida summer any day, please. I’m old and sweating when it’s only 75°. 🥵
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@quachelsey I moved to Michigan after a few years in Florida! I can’t believe the way my kids can tolerate the cold and don’t care - I have to force them into the winter gear!
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I grew up in Florida. It's genuinely hilarious to hear my kids complain about the heat of 76F
Kitchen Marm@quachelsey
My children the moment it gets above 70F
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"The big bowl goes on the bottom, and the little bowl goes inside of it. That's how it all fits."
"The little pan goes inside the big pan. That's how it fits."
"The measuring cups actually stack together. Otherwise the drawer won't close."
-Me, on repeat, the last 20 years
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A2 getting smacked with a tornado is actually crazy bc most weather patterns genuinely part like the Red Sea over that town
Michigan Storm Chasers@MiStormChasers
BREAKING: Ann Arbor damage confirmed as EF-1 tornado from last nights storms. This is the 7th tornado of the event and Michigan’s 12th of 2026.
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Warm Vanilla Sugar what are we even taking about
Z⚾️E@Zo_bo_fo_sho
Millennial women were you cucumber melon or sweet pea
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I get that these wouldn’t be as entertaining if they administered them correctly, but I always get unreasonably annoyed when they aren’t being asked yes/no questions. The GP doesn’t know enough about polygraph to know these mean *even less* than those administered correctly.
Susie@i_am_susie
i will always love dakota johnson 😭 dakota on alex cooper and alix earle “are they not the same person?" “are they friends? are they enemies?!?”
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Side note from a lifelong Baptist here: everybody knows Jesus had a BLUE sash, where's all this red sash stuff coming from?? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
Joe@MrJoeGooch
"Take two aspirin and call me in the morning."
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A real winner from the physical therapist’s office today.
Think about why you when you feel like started quitting. 😌
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@KahanArchive @hantalkstaylor Tell me who is saying things like this. I just wanna talk to them.
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‼️| Noah Kahan opens up about body dymorphia and jokes fans make online about how he looks
“they think that it’s…. fine to call me ugly [..] but sometimes I don’t want to be the joke. It creates the idea that I don’t have anything attractive about me, or anything that matters”
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My 15yo just burned a cd last night. She needed more cds to play on her discman. She set me a pic from the basement to show me she figured it all out.
Jane of the North@JaneotN
💿🔥😆
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When you’re a fan of both the Pistons and the Pacers. Night and day. 😅
Lev Akabas@LevAkabas
The NBA's Eastern Conference standings this season
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One time I was driving down the 696 service drive in Warren, MI, and my oldest yelled “deer! I saw a deer!” I spent the rest of the drive telling her there’s no way she saw a deer. And then I read about a mama and baby deer found in the backyard of a home on the service drive.
StripMallGuy@realEstateTrent
This morning my 6-year-old shouts: “Daddy, I see a red fox!!” He’s got quite the imagination. “Dad! Really!! There’s a fox!!” I smile, walk over to tell him there’s no fox. Except: there is definitely a fox.
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Reminded of one of the all time great tweets.
Hunter 🌆@rhunterh
There's a cohort of American males that believe with 1-2 years dedicated practice they could win the Masters. As a marketer, it's important to understand that you can sell these people anything.
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