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Douche Ex Machina

@facetus

The Snark Knight.

Profundum شامل ہوئے Temmuz 2009
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Douche Ex Machina
Douche Ex Machina@facetus·
Nice guys finish last. The nicest guys finish on your face.
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Quds News Network
Quds News Network@QudsNen·
BREAKING: An Israeli settler gets ambushed as soon as he attempts to remove a Palestinian flag near the Kochav Hashachar colonial settlement east of Ramallah in the occupied West Bank.
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Missy Martinez
Missy Martinez@MissyXMartinez·
*The four horsemen of the apocalypse arrive* Me: OMG CAN I PET THEM
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SwiftOnSecurity
SwiftOnSecurity@SwiftOnSecurity·
I work in IT but I actually have no idea why software developers are in demand. What the hell do all these people even do? There are like 8 websites.
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Merriam-Webster
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster·
PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.
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Faris
Faris@rastafaris·
Plot twist.
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ordure
ordure@ordurebizarree·
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Danny Trejo
Danny Trejo@officialDannyT·
They just messed with the wrong Mexican #JuanWick
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zach
zach@extrafabulous·
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ShitpostGateway
ShitpostGateway@ShitpostGate·
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Will
Will@Matarael·
Woman, were you a straight A student? Because you cumlau- wait has this joke been done before?…
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Shy
Shy@shytaylaxoo·
Quick thinking tho😂
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Robert Mackey
Robert Mackey@RobertMackey·
Mission accomplished. While everyone was distracted by his blue-check removals, Musks's Twitter deleted labels that alerted users that they were reading news from state-run propaganda outlets of authoritarian governments. Potemkin news channels now free to inject disinformation.
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Sistha
Sistha@sisthaaaaa·
Budaya om-tante ngasih THR ke ponakan itu bisa bikin anak-anak tumbuh jadi mental pengemis KALAU orang tuanya ga ngasih pengertian khusus soal itu. Apalagi kalau malah di-encourage dengan “tuh, minta THR ke om/tante yang banyak!”
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Draggin Father Behind
Draggin Father Behind@DragginFatherB·
Theres something very off-balance about "Daddy I'm still really hungry can I have a lollipop?"
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Vinod Chhaproo
Vinod Chhaproo@Chhapiness·
[learning a new language] Me: Hola Duolinguo: I’ve a boyfriend
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