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Vinod Chhaproo

@Chhapiness

Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M

New York, NY شامل ہوئے Mart 2017
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Vinod Chhaproo@Chhapiness·
Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section
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Vinod Chhaproo@Chhapiness·
if you haven’t bought roses yet buy her a bunch of cilantro
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your other mom
your other mom@difficultpatty·
St. Patrick’s Day is just a made up holiday to sell more Patricks.
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Maria ☀️
Maria ☀️@lasagnaonabeach·
Happy, happy birthday to my bff, ride or die, my favorite human, my Wanda to my Mary Anne. Hope you have a great birthday even though it falls on a Monday. This life would be stupid without you. Love you Joanne!! ❤️ @difficultpatty
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Daddy Go Fish
Daddy Go Fish@daddygofish·
I like looking up celebrities who died the day before I was born to see who I might be the reincarnation of.
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NicholasG
NicholasG@Dad_At_Law·
Arrived in our vacation rental home and my 14 year-old daughter keeps questioning why some closets are locked. 14: That’s sus. What if the owners are just in there listening to us?
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Vinod Chhaproo@Chhapiness·
Award for the best actor goes to my puppy, for her performance as the world’s hungriest and most deprived dog everytime she smells food
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Matty
Matty@bestestname·
Your text message is not as clear as you think it is
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Dadman Walking
Dadman Walking@dadmann_walking·
therapist: you may have some codependency issues me: oh no. what are we gonna do to fix that?
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Janice Carter@JaniceGCarter·
@Chhapiness 🤣🤣I have a 7yo granddaughter exactly like that, especially when she comes for a sleepover and she knows her nana/papa will be taken in every time.
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Vinod Chhaproo@Chhapiness·
The best actress award goes to my 5YO for her performance as a hungry and deprived child just before her bedtime
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Vinod Chhaproo@Chhapiness·
I’m 47, stop correcting my accent and pronunciations! I don’t need the anchoragement
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Vinod Chhaproo@Chhapiness·
@rachelguz Yes! The movie where producer and director have no say 🤣
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Daddy Go Fish
Daddy Go Fish@daddygofish·
A drinking game where you drink every time your wife tells you what to do. It's called 'everyday life' and I'm always drunk.
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Mal@TheRealPalMal·
Tonal languages are great because as long as you can at least match the melody you can sing along.
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NicholasG
NicholasG@Dad_At_Law·
My 14 y/o daughter came home from swimsuit shopping frustrated because “it was very difficult to find a modest swimsuit.” Thank you for attending my Dad TED talk.
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The Real Rodney Lacroix
The Real Rodney Lacroix@RealRodLacroix·
Doctor: Do you drink? Me: Yes. Doctor: How often? Me: I'm cosigner on three college loans. Doctor: So constantly, got it.
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