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“Everybody loves us weird girls, right up until we start doing weird girl shit,” I say to my cat, as we watch a documentary about serial killers in our matching onesies.

taking my bullshit to bluesky, where I will also be annoying and/or mostly inactive

@WesMan83 Thanks! I hope you’ve been well 🥰❤️

Morning, fuckers. Proof of life or whatever

No more visible likes on the ego-boosting validation machine is a very smart and useful idea. I’m sure there’s absolutely no way it will backfire or reduce engagement.

Talking to a guy I met and he sent me my own tweet as a meme he saved. So that’s something

Happy International Beaver Day

You know I keep that mf thang* on me *small container of googly eyes

Seems like a good day to wear the sun as a hat

Totally not a concerning shirt for your Health and Safety Specialist to wear.

@Modern_001 Hi!!!! ❤️

Random app notifications about new features or reminding me that the app exists leads me to turn off notifications way more often than it makes me want to use that app.

Safety professionals appreciate a good railing

@AboveCloudLevel Thank you! 🥰❤️🥰

Everybody knows cattorneys study four years at a meowniversity and three in claw school

@Mom_Overboard And they say us white people don’t season anything 🙄

My car isn't dirty, it's spicy. Get it right.

I’m so excited for fall that I could blow a craft store scarecrow

@WesMan83 Fair enough 🤷🏻‍♀️

Fuck me like I bullied you in high school