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"Will I ever be clever again?" I ask my hormone-deficient brain. Only one way to find out (opens a Twitter account).

I smell toast.

Donald Trump is suffering from dementia. Someone needs to step in before it's too late.

I’d unplug Mitch to charge my phone.

@MAGAVoice Over a plane? You dont understand anything about global affairs do you?

BREAKING: President Trump boards on his brand new Air Force One for his first trip oversees in the new beautiful plane America is respected again Thanks to TRUMP

@nicksortor Too bad its a lemon and already has "issues". LOL!

WOW! President Trump walking under the wing of the new Air Force One really puts into perspective how MASSIVE it is Such a beautiful plane. A great representation of America 🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth is seen here behind POTUS, confirming he is NOT going to Israel as previously planned. He’s coming back to America.

@Boozy_Housecat Agree. Newsom hasn't been managing California as well as he should have. Disappointed.

Construction workers continue building a helipad on the White House South Lawn

I solved this JoWordle 1607 with 4/6 attempts in 35.7 seconds. Can you do better? ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟪⬜️ 🟦⬜️🟦⬜️⬜️ 🟦⬜️🟦⬜️🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 word.rodeo/JoWordle/

@MtLilly1976 @AntiLeftMemes Oh grandma, you've lost your marbles. Every last one!

@AntiLeftMemes Oh Opie you are a disappointment

Ron Howard said “Trump is a self serving, dishonest, morally bankrupt ego maniac who is Hustling the U.S.” What's your response to Ron ??

@OsuzzyQ @AntiLeftMemes Afraid to use Ron's actual name be ause ypu might get sued? Hes got ALOT of money, loser.

@AntiLeftMemes Opie is a self serving, dishonest, Hollywood entitled elitist, a morally bankrupt ego maniac who is hustling the U.S film go-er & movie lover.”

@firstgenpiper @AntiLeftMemes Ugh, it was a fucking TV show, and a mediocre one at that.

@AntiLeftMemes Your paw would not be proud of how you turned out, Opie.

@CKaula55324 @AntiLeftMemes And you are high, and need a useful job.

@AntiLeftMemes This from a Hollyood puppet! Opie is dead!

@JP_shirley @KatanaBets @CaptMarkKelly @GabbyGiffords IT'S A FUCKING GAME. Everyone settle down and re-channel all this extra misguided energy/sports fanaticism toward useful things. Its all a giant waste of money.

@KatanaBets @CaptMarkKelly @GabbyGiffords If you show up to watch a soccer game cuz you like soccer, cool! If you don’t hate America, you’re gonna show up at this soccer game wearing America’s colors or something unassociated with ANY other country. Mark Kelly is f’ing disgrace to the USA.

Lots of people out in Tucson to watch Mexico take on England. Tucson and La Rosa sure know how to do the World Cup!

@__0HOUR1_ The flag is nothing. A man-made piece of cloth made to worship. Worshipping anything leads to bad decisions.

That’s a veteran and he had enough of that shit. Get the fuck out of America if you hate it. People have had it you’re going to see this more and more. This is the way! Make them uncomfortable!

If Mitch McConnell dies before August 3, Kentucky law would trigger a special election for his Senate seat. The RINOs in power can’t afford for that to happen, which is why this whole situation feels like Weekend at Bernie’s. Weeks have gone by with virtually no meaningful update on the condition of a sitting U.S. Senator. The lack of transparency has been outrageous and has left people wondering whether he’s being kept alive on life support or whether the full truth simply isn’t being told… has he already passed??? Then there’s Elaine Chao, McConnell’s wife, traveling to China to meet with a CCP leader just days after McConnell was hospitalized. Maybe there’s an explanation, but the timing is undeniably odd. Would you leave your husband to travel to China if he is so ill he’s in the hospital for over 20 days? I sure wouldn’t. Something about this entire situation doesn’t add up, and the American people deserve answers. @McConnellPress WE NEED PROOF OF LIFE!

@MicheleMouse10 @atrupar 💯

@atrupar Maybe they keep asking because the story the administration minions keep putting out is BS.

BASH: But it peeled off. Why did that happen? BURGUM: It didn't peel off. There was vandalism. There was box cutters. There have been 7 arrests. BASH: There are photographs of people cutting a 350 foot gash in the reflecting pool? BURGUM: Dana, I'm not sure why you and others in the media wanna keep questioning it

The idea of a phone book was actually wild when you think about it. They printed everybody’s full names, phone numbers, and home addresses in one giant book and then just gave it away for free.

An Idaho mother who claimed on a podcast created by RFK Jr’s organization, Children’s Health Defense, that vaccines killed her 18-month-old twins was just charged with their murders. local12.com/news/nation-wo…

You just know you're getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don't like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

i once heard someone say “if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agree, then there are 13 Nazis in that room” and i think a lot of people fundamentally don’t understand that. but it’s 100% true.