Elle | fuck 🧊 free 🇵🇸

u hitting it from the back??

The philtrum (Greek: philtron = love potion [ancient Greeks considered the philtrum to be one of the most erogenous spots on the human body])

can I genuinely be hated

today’s hike was 6 miles of walking and over 12k steps I’m sore

@scrumble_eggs ell(e) in pussy

Tag yourself. I’m pussy drink beer.

men love to see ur piercings and say “that must have hurt” like yes it did I got a needle shoved through my face what do u expect

Besides no one caring if I live or die I’d say being a single woman over 35 is pretty great

wow thanks so much

“zohran’s wife tweeted bad stuff at age 15” ok have you seen what the president of the United States is currently tweeting at age 79

@fragrancewife i love myself

i love women with big boobs

i love women with small boobs btw

first day of spring 💐

@f_a_infinityy i’m vegan but I’ll take a look 👀

Please observe my meat

more like Chuck NorrWas

do u mind if I marinade a little before showering

u don’t feel old until u have to do some physical labor (first lawn mow)

You are never too old for a crisp sandwich

@Saveydro what in the carcinogenic fuck

Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.

@ohsethy a blooming red onion

Think of an onion. Picture it in your mind. What state was it in? Why type of onion was it? What environment was the onion in?

do I tweet like a man bc sometimes I think I’m no better than one 😔