🔞Saveydro🔞

Alright alright. The dream is NOT over, just temporarily delayed. I still have a job in LA and I need to start soon. My biggest issue will be finding a place to stay while I get my cali stubs and can apply for a real place.

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For clarification: I don't work in the kitchen, this is the first time I've seen this. I'm assuming my boss already knows which makes it even worse.

Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.

@Saveydro 👀😂

Trying to figure out a way to tell my GF that today I took a picture of a nasty panini press and it's been viewed a million times

@abndesigns My knowledge of filth extends beyond the screen and I'm burdened to share it

@Saveydro Hell yeah?

Afroman verdict further proof of the socio-cultural and political importance of the supposedly 'low arts'

#Repost #Afroman WE DID IT AMERICA 🇺🇸 GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸 LAND THAT I LOVE !!! FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!! Counter lawsuit is next? 👌🏽🗽⚖️🇺🇸

This is 10x more impressive than Babe Ruth calling his shot in a baseball game

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

There is also Larry Flynt, Robert Mapplethorpe and countless others. The shit stirrers are always the one who make change. As T.S.Eliot once said  "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go"

Tbf this is historically how it goes. -Carlin's 7 Dirty Words routine is the de facto standard for Radio broadcast -2 Live Crew is the reason we're allowed to have sexual lyrics in rap songs. -Kevin Smith's use of sexual dialogue in Clerks expanded the boundaries of the R rating

@decoyrobot This is quite literally how I became the NC-17 expert: nobody else was going to track down and watch these movies but they WOULD listen to someone who did

Becoming a legitimate expert by watching movies nobody else here wants to watch

I bought one w my own money from a Pawn Shop in 2002. Those next several Christmases were probably my happiest. I still collect for it if the game is low enough but I've parsed my collection down significantly over the yrs.

Happy 76th Birthday to Brad Dourif, born Bradford Claude Dourif

Killer Joe

@abetelemtnary I thought you deactivated after I called you an obnoxious twat that had been festering in my replies for weeks. Am I a permanent part of your routine now? Do you have a humiliation fetish or does your brain reset every few seconds like a goldfish?

@Saveydro Wow. 1 for 2,999,999,999. What a win.

Future so bright I gotta wear shades

Ten yrs ago I was in a Facebook group and there was a complete meltdown between the admins over whether or not anything outside the original 6 books was canon. Terrible stuff. Good luck w 'Turds of Dune' if that's your thing.

He who controls the spice controls the flavor