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last friday a girl came up to me and said “by the way i just wanted to tell you i think your name is the coolest chosen name ever” and i had to tell this poor girl that i am not trans

@_sprocketz Squid game ain’t no game.

@gh0ulz_ the squid game is misogyny

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@_sprocketz don’t hate the squid player hate the squid game

@gh0ulz_ ur one sick son of a bitch

@DaMatt_115 Conquest when a random turk gives him a discount on his kebap and says "only for you my friend"

@gh0ulz_ just saying random words atp

an mri is i think the closest u can get to experiencing hell while ur still alive

@RealCoolGuy45 @AlsoNameConnor that’s badass Atte

@gh0ulz_ @AlsoNameConnor I took it to the next level by blocking 2 doors + Barbapapa on top for emotional weight I can't leave my home anymore thanks for the tip

Here’s a little life hack: Put a large cardboard box directly in front of your door in order to slightly inconvenience yourself when entering/leaving

@GrubCritter you’re fucked up for what you did to those kids man that was little kids

i have training for a new job today and a week ago i literally thought "nice i have a week to just chill"

im sorry i cannot be fucked to watch invincible anymore

@flopmoder hope things get better oomf 🫶🏻

@AngelFootJob this might be the whitest thing i’ve ever said 2/10 bit i’m sorry

@AngelFootJob epic rap battles of history season 1

i need to listen to classic rap albums someone give me one.

the objective answer is the “monster island is technically a peninsula” joke

One time I was stuck in highway traffic on a road trip when I was 13 and someone with a girl's name briefly connected to my PictoChat room and I unbuckled myself and started darting around the car to look out the windows so frantically that my parents thought I was about to puke

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@ismaybegayv2 @7Spideycomics guy from the walking dead, another one of Kirkman’s comics

@gh0ulz_ @7Spideycomics Who

@ismaybegayv2 @7Spideycomics i’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be rick grimes iirc

@7Spideycomics Random ass nigga in the background

@pandaprd1 @CS11__ that one mark wahlberg movie

@CS11__ what’s Invincible

Is there anyone who followed me through Invincible that’s still here now? I’m trying to see something 👁️👁️