@uncledoomer God forbid someone parks wherever they want, goes inside and buys the lumber, and says “I’ll pull my truck around”
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@gopherdestroyer
i have spent my life chasing things that have only brought me pain in the end when im dead hope it was for something
شامل ہوئے Şubat 2021
235 فالونگ9 فالوورز
notice how its the garden center and not the contractor entrance
a mercury sable@2006Sable
I’ll be damned someone actually took their kei truck to Lowe’s Insert joke here about how of course it’s Lowe’s and not Home Depot
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@evelyne0n EDH but the first person to miss a trigger gets hit with my car.
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@MetalBlakedowns A big pet peeve of mine is bands releasing a bunch of singles and then a “new album” and that album is just those singles plus one song.
I leads to no hype for the album.
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The Plot in You - The Plot in You - July 10th, 2026
1. Divide
2. Left Behind
3. Forgotten
4. Closure
5. Don't Look Away
6. All That I Can Give
7. Been Here Before
8. Pretend
9. Spare Me
10. Silence
11. You Get One
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new single 'You Get One' available everywhere now
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@xPushup @MetalBlakedowns “New album” all these songs haven been released. Divide was released 4 years ago.
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@MetalBlakedowns That is what I’m talking about baby! Finally a new album
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@NickRicci5 @MorePerfectUS Yeah bro, just tell Americans to stop going to work.
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@MorePerfectUS Drive less if gas increasing a little is blowing your budget
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Oil is now $111 a barrel, up from $74 one month ago.
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@trevcare @factpostnews Yes destroying everything, full stop. Also, there would be no deficit reduction. All that money is just going to the military budget.
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@factpostnews what is he doing? destroying everything just so in the history books he’ll be able to say “#1 president on deficit reduction”, but not mentioning the cost?
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@ky1ro @FroggerOW That’s the whole point of the April Fools patch. Silly changes that make some heroes good and some really bad.
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@stocksandcry @unusual_whales Boeing, Lockheed, realistically any defense contractor.
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@unusual_whales What stocks will see the most impact on this?
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BREAKING: Trump will unveil a $1,500,000,000,000 defense budget request for the next fiscal year, per Reuters
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@MorePerfectUS So when fuel prices go up, American businesses add a surcharge to cover price, but American citizens are meant to just “ Get over it”
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BREAKING: Amazon will add a 3.5% surcharge for U.S. and Canadian sellers starting April 17 due to "elevated costs in fuel and logistics."
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@MAGAVoice Iran literally buys military equipment from Russia and vice versa. They’re fucking allies.
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BREAKING 🚨 Russia just offered President Trump help if needed to resolve the IRAN War since NATO isn’t doing anything
HOLY SH*T
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@vishkar_junkrat So just like every other April Fools patch? Got it.
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The april fools event is basically make half the heros really broken and the other half reaaallyyy shit
kate@pachimercy
bitch u better be joking
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@MagaGrunt1 So republicans who drive giant trucks that get 9 miles to the gallon gave trillions away?
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@iWillTheGamer This is quite literally the proper way to open pack irl.
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This GOTTA be April Fools Because what do you MEAN You could open packs like this THE WHOLE TIME?!?!
Pokémon TCG Pocket@PokemonTCGP
Your pack will be there when you get home 😉
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@DANKBALLER360 @kenn_k @maviichaba The “fuck condoms” title is completely false. That was made up by fans. The band had said it doesn’t mean anything.
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@kenn_k @maviichaba yes and full old title is "fuck condoms premarital sex is the shit get em pregnant get em pregnant get em pregnant"
Which is exactly why they opted for the name FCPREMIX
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f.c.p.r.e.m.i.x. implies the existence of a f.c.p.
𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝚔 ✪ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ʜᴜsᴛʟᴀ@kenn_k
the fall of troy "f.c.p.r.e.m.i.x." [2005]
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@GuesnonJr @Fish_Flakes546 @nicksortor @themagaking Lost an election? Last time i checked he is in office
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🚨 BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: President Trump has SIGNED an executive order RESTRICTING the use of mail-in ballots nationwide
This SHOULD go into effect before the 2026 midterm elections
A temporary measure until the SAVE America Act is passed! 🇺🇸🔥
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@Chris35026069 @YoungGun8140 Have you never watched any video in the last 15 years? She made script so she can stick to all of her talking points. And if she messes up or doesn’t like the way she said something, she cuts it out.
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@YoungGun8140 This presentation is just bizarre. The constant cutting after every sentence is weird. The fake laugh and the fake “hear me out, hear me out” sentence is the weirdest part.
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Architect of 20 years says Trump is not building a ballroom because the math isn’t mathing
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@SOTSPodcast This band has been great forever, he doesn’t need to be Hot Mulligan.
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might be one of the best fucking emo bands out right now and they just dropped a whole new album on Friday
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@FroggerOW I was having fun this season… then they buffed Hog. Now every game he isn’t banned, the enemy Hog runs the lobby.
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@bygonesea @ThatPatsStan You have to be a US born citizen to run for President. Mamdani was born in Uganda.
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Absolute travesty that this guy is ineligible to ever be president
Pop Base@PopBase
Zohran Mamdani’s administration has secured $1.8 million in restitution for 800+ NYC fast food and retail workers whose labor rights were violated.
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