Capt. Klornak Vitashik

@KySquirrel_90 @DavidJohnButler Ill randomly pick up the phone and start reciting The Nicene Creed

@DavidJohnButler *happening to me

I get spam calls or texts ten times a day. I of course am a cantankerous bastard and report and hang up on all of them. But this flood means they must be getting successful hits on more credulous, vulnerable people. This is a real problem.

@Flower_of_Babel @TarlonKhoubyari Damn lol

@TarlonKhoubyari Take her here.

going to LA to take my mom to a World Cup game where should i take my Persian mom while we’re in town

King

“Just a friendly reminder that banning abortion violates Jewish women's ability to practice our religion.” - Sarah Marian Seltzer ✡️

Marco Rubio mentally preparing for a 17-hour hyperspace flight to the Space Wraith planet of Z’el’Xor.

Spock realizing that his Jewish ancestors should have repented and should have never hosted that pride festival in the same place of Sodom and Gomorrah in 2026.

LOL. Like they haven’t already been doing this for years.

Life hack: some people liked to be tipped with a case of Modelos rather than cash.

@2m_rvs @orthoanbheanin lol. We could be swell swollen friends.

@gstate55 @orthoanbheanin i did however briefly discuss the name meatwelcomeback with my priest

Hot take that shouldn’t be a hot take for Orthodox Christians: you can’t believe that the Eucharist is truly the Body and Blood of Christ, receive Him, and then turn around and smoke, drink, and get fat.

Daughter: Hey Dad, guess what app I found? Me: I don’t know, what? Daughter: I found this app called TooGoodToGo that has bakeries and restaurants that sell goods really cheap before they throw stuff out. Me: Oh no. Dear God, no.

So was Judas.

@leftcoastbabe @KNBR He should have wrote the entire chapter of Genesis 19 on his cap.

@KNBR Hey Landon While you're reading Romans 15:7: "Accept one another, then, just as Christ accepted you, in order to bring praise to God". And while you're at it. Throw more strikes.

Why was it important to write that verse tonight? ROUPP: "The rainbow is a symbol of God's covenant to us, and us as believers stand firm in that... There's no hate at all." What would say if somebody considered that derogatory toward them as a community? ROUPP: "As a believer, I would push them to read the Bible. God has blessed me in so many ways and I don't think I'd be here right now if it wasn't for him."

The #backrooms are real. They are the closed door rooms pedophiles and your handlers go to sign “non-disclosure agreements” and plot against humans in secret.

lol. Good luck now Gretcho.

@GENIC0N Jokes on them. The game truly begins when you find out there is no dying in the game.

you signed a Do Not Compete agreement with the Lofty Powers before you started playing the game, don't you remember?

Just change it to Goyball and get it over with…

@2m_rvs @orthoanbheanin So much feast days. Clearly someone never contemplated taking the name “Cheesefare” before entering the church.

@orthoanbheanin watch me (especially the last part, oink oink)

“Hydration break” goy time propaganda maxxing

@NickHintonn GI Joe always handles the “gnostics” The other half…..well you better hang on 🔥

I used to be so Protestant, I thought the nous was Gnostic lol.

@Sipowicz1042 @PageauJonathan Best for all of us to get our affairs in order tbh…

@Sipowicz1042 @PageauJonathan Well…everything is uncovered and laid bare in the end…LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD….

I promised no spoilers as much as possible, but here is the basics for Disclosure Day. It is one of the most shocking pieces of propaganda I have seen in a while. It is the last call of the WWII consensus: aliens are your saviors and empathy is the only virtue. In a post-Epstein world, it dares have a story of children seduced and kidnapped by aliens pretending to be Disney-style animals, taken to Hansel and Gretel's house (this is what it is called in the movie) to be "imbued" by aliens in a way so traumatic that they forget and repress it until they are adults, only to discover that this initiation has given them the power to: See people's secret thoughts. Pretend to be other people and use that to manipulate. Make things in plain view disappear. Translate foreign and alien languages. Be a "passenger" for the alien's message to the world. This is nothing to say about its take on Christianity and the suggested apostasy around accepting these beings. Then finally the entire movie is a final desperate appeal to the traditional media as the only purveyors of truth. The entire drama of the film is a man who has irrefutable video proof of aliens looking to release it. The whole movie is a series of chases against the evil corporation that wants to keep it hidden. He ends up releasing it on the evening news! Yes, you heard me. He releases it on the evening news which is then transmitted to all the traditional media companies that are named: ABC, CNN, Fox News etc. Anyone under 70 will realize that the movie could have ended in 10 minutes with a laptop and wifi. It is really mad. Don't go see it.